As many of you know, I am a graduate student. Luckily, I am a graduate student in the biological sciences, which means that while I am going to school, I get a monthly stipend. Also luckily, I go to school in a place like Oklahoma, a state with a relatively low cost of living.
Its also lucky that I grew up relatively poor, with a mom who was REALLY GOOD at being poor. Thus I am REALLY GOOD at being poor too. I clip coupons, I shop sale flyers for groceries, I send in rebates, I get pretty much all of my toiletries and make-up at CVS for free/nearly free using their monopoly money store system and coupons and rebates (pro-tip– I dont shop at Walmart. Not for political reasons, but because when you work at it, Walmart isnt a good deal compared to traditional grocery stores and drug stores).
For real, that $2 you saved buying toothpaste is $2 to put in your savings for an emergency, or $2 you can put towards a luxury item you couldnt otherwise afford.
I also always send in for free samples. Ive got a billion free samples of detergent and toothpaste and lotions and creams and energy shots and makeup and dog treats/food etc. Well a few weeks ago I got a free sample of some K-PAX ENERGY vitamins.
Basically, I got four free multi-vitamins.
*shrug* Ill take it!
Imagine my surprise when I got this email in my spam trap:
Fatigue – Chronic Fatigue Syndrome (CFS) Update
Chronic Fatigue Syndrome (CFS) Update:
Chronic Fatigue Syndrome (CFS) is a debilitating condition that produces daily fatigue lasting for six months or more. There is no known cause or treatment at the present time.
K-PAX Pharmaceuticals has a robust research program that is attempting to identify the first safe and effective treatment for CFS. We are currently working on two versions of a treatment for CFS – a by-prescription version and an over the counter version.
Nutritional Supplements
Based on our experience to date, we have identified just the right combination of our ENERGY and IMMUNE products that can provide people struggling with chronic fatigue an excellent improvement in their energy level and sense of well-being.
These two products are based on our patented IMMUNE support formula that provides all the cells of the body high octane fuel in order to generate increased energy. Our ENERGY product has additional ingredients added that stimulate the brain to be more active, focused, and alert.
Dosing Choices
We have found that taking the proper combination of these two products twice daily, with breakfast and lunch, can provide a clearly noticeable increase in energy level and well-being. This positive effect often occurs within days to weeks, even in people who have been struggling with chronic fatigue.
The ideal way to utilize this program is to start by taking 2 K-PAX IMMUNE tablets and 1 K-PAX ENERGY tablet 2X per day. About one week later, add one additional tablet of either ENERGY or IMMUNE to achieve the ideal dosage of 4 tablets 2X per day.
If you are already experiencing a good increase in your energy level, then add an additional tablet of IMMUNE to further fuel your recovery. If you still need an additional boost to your energy level, add an additional tablet of ENERGY.
Remember to take the second dose of this combination not later than 2PM, so the effect wears off in the early evening and does not interfere with sleep. We are confident that you will not feel any jitters or crash with these supplements. In fact, due to the increased energy and activity you can experience, the quality of your sleep can actually improve while utilizing this program.
This information describes the most common experiences our customers are having with this program however individual results may vary.
A One Week Trial
If you are interested in giving this program a one week trial, we recommend purchasing the following sizes of both products:
K-PAX ENERGY 30-tablets $24.95 Click HERE to order
K-PAX IMMUNE 28-tablets $22.95 Click HERE to order
We at K-PAX remain committed to fulfilling our mission of helping our customers improve their health in the most natural and effective way possible!
Aaaaand into the garbage those four free multivitamins go!
Though someone should pass K-PAXs info on to Judy Mikovits. She can go there when the Pharmanex XMRV Bio-Energetic Test gravy train runs dry.