GOOD NEWS! There are lots of different ways to do science. I like to tinker with/build stuff. After over two years of banging my head against a wall, another of my inventions, one I really wanted, is finally working!!!!!
BAD NEWS! Its only working at ~33% of capacity. I want 100%.
GOOD NEWS! I know how to fix it!
BAD NEWS! Its going to take me a couple months to fix it 🙁
GOOD NEWS! The idea has finally graduated from ‘thats a neat concept…’ to ‘holy crap it actually works’. So its going to get patented, and I get a cut. YAY!
BAD NEWS! I am never going to graduate. Ever. I am too busy to write the goddamn dissertation. I got cool science to do, dammit!!! DO NOT WANT WRITE. *fume*