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Dear Age of Autism…

Dear Age of Autism– Dont ever link to ERV again. I dunno whether you know this or not, but I get paid per page view. If you link to me, it means my check for the month is tainted with your filth. That makes me want to puke. There is no point in you linking…

This is a post on ERV

In the first paragraph, I provide some anecdote about my life, family, dog, school, whatever. Sometimes its just an observation. This is really just filler I hope will draw you in so you humor the bitching part of my post and read the science part. These are titles of some sensational news articles. They either…

Procrastinating

Still writing my papers. So I write/edit one all day, cant stand the sight of it any more, switch to the other paper. Cant stand the sight of it any more. Switch back. Get pissed off at EndNote. Check email. Stare at one of the papers for a while. And then Im like ‘OMG BLAAAAG!…

Random

Im writing a couple papers right now. Which means when I get home, Im like ‘YAY BLOGGIE TIME!… ugh, writing… ugh… gonna watch TV…’ It doesnt help Ive gotten all excited about a few papers I wanted to blog about, only to subsequently realize they werent as cool as I thought they were, so I…

I think its pretty obvious to even the most casual observer of this blog, I am not a professional writer. I am a scientist-in-training who is madly in love with viruses, and wants the general public to understand how cool viruses are too, so I write this blag. While I have been coaxed into writing…

ONE MILLION VISITORS!

I was so scared this was gonna happen while I was at the dentist this morning, but some time this afternoon/evening, New ERV (not including Old ERV) is gonna get its one millionth visitor! YAY! Normally I would demand sacrifices and lulz for a big celebration, but I got Lortab, so… Im going to go…

Mountin Dew is the best soda ever made.

True to my red-neck/gamer nature, I too think that Mountain Dew is the best soda pop ever made. Though I am a fan of Classic Green Mountain Dew, I also love Blue Mountain Dew (IT TASTES LIKE BLUE!!!), and Red Mountain Dew kicks fucking ass. These are my abs: If you want to bitch about…

THIS… IS… SCIBLOGS!

There are only a couple things I would change. 1) Add Arnie. And Oracs pup. That would have been funny (But Orac is hysterical as is) 2) Add me saying “hehehehehe” in my first panel. Plus, one additional panel with me jumping up and down, clapping my hands saying “YAAAY!” over Nisbets unconscious body Nisbets…

New World Order shorties

Threadless has finally reprinted my favorite T-shirt, featured in my current Facebook pic: New World Order! Many of you asked where to get it, so, there you go! Oh, and Threadless has sales all the time, so keep an eye on their page, dont pay full price unless you MUST HAS NAU!

MEMES!

I think its funny that even people who HATE Richard Dawkins, I mean, the people who would run the man down with their car and eat the corpse raw, or even just the hundreds (thousands?) of douche bags who wrote ‘reviews’ or ‘rebuttals’ of ‘The God Delusion’ without actually reading it– Their lives have been…