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As a resident of the state of Oklahoma, I am legally required to publish the following post: GO THUNDER!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOO!! WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!

HuffPo lulz

If there is one thing that terrifies me as a blogger, its noticing site-hits from HuffPo. It means one of two things– 1– They stole some of your content 2– One of their kook ‘writers’ linked to you, and a shitstorm of crazy is about to invade Yeah… I noticed some hits from HuffPo yesterday……

heh. ‘Shrek virus’. heheh.

Theres something Ive always wondered, in a stupid way, about viruses. Like a sloven Creationist musing “IF EVILUTION IS RAEL, Y NO HUMANS HAS WINGZ???”, Ive often wondered “IF EVILUTION IS RAEL, Y NO VIRUSES MAEK US SEXAH??” In my defense, I always wonder this while Im in the throes if a terrible cold or…

I CANT GET IT OUT OF MAH BRAIN! IT GOES WITH EVERYTHING!!! I CANT STOP!!!! So y’all need to hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cause theyre homologous recombinaltion tinikering EVERYBODY out here!!!


Laboratory is silent. Me: *staring at lines and lines and lines of sequences on several monitors, surrounded by coffee cups, energy drink cans, and boxes of Sudafed* Labmate: *working on a really important experiment so she can finish a paper and fucking graduate* Labmate: … SPRING BREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!! Me: SPRING BREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK YEEEEEEEEEEEEAHRG!!! Labmate: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHRG!!! Laboratory is…

lol, brb

Youll have to excuse me for a couple more days. Im participating in the time-honored tradition of “getting 90% of your data the week before you have to give three big presentations”.

Fun with anthropomorphization

Another student, me, and Bossman discussing some cool data: Another student: Thats so crazy! How could HIV do that?? Me: LOL! Its sentient. Another student: LOL! Its a conscious being with self awareness! Me: LOL! It can recognize itself in a mirror! Another student: LOL! It has critical thinking capabilities! Me: LOL! It can beat…

“Is it local?”

Oklahomans, Mid-westerners/Southerners, we get made fun of a lot in pop-culture. Thats fine. It can be funny. Sokay. I saw Fred Amerson on Conan the other day, and I just caught up with his new show, ‘Portlandia‘. OMFG– ROFL!

HAHAHAHAHAHA! For the lulz: 60 Lab Studies Now Confirm Cancer Link to a Vaccine You Probably Had as a Child Posted By Dr. Mercola | February 18 2011 | 104,627 views SV40, a cancer-causing monkey virus. The puzzle began in 1994, when Dr. Michele Carbone, a Loyola University researcher, found the virus SV40, which had…