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Oh yeah– Today is the National Day of Prayer (WHOOO NICK! WHOOOOO!!!). Lets celebrate! This catchy tune from 2004 is still 100% relevant– from abortion to child rape… good times…

Stephen Hawking is wrong– Revisited

There was something bothering me about Stephen Hawkings position on aliens. Some memory that wasnt resurfacing properly. As I was clicking though Netflix last night, I remembered. Dear Stephen Hawking– You dont need to worry about aliens invading our planet to escape their own polluted world. The Rock got Sara and Seth to Witch Mountain…

BOOBQUAKE!… FAIL.

Well shit. I went to sleep last night, happy as a clam cause my young girl dreams of destroying the planet and everything on it were finally about to come true thanks to BOOBS… And then I wake up this morning. And now Im sure we are going to have to deal with The Accommodationists…

Rule #34 D: BOOBQUAKE!

April 23, 2010 12:33 PM – alysonmiers– If it involves boobs, it will become extremely popular on the Internet. If that isn’t already a formally recognized and numbered rule, it should be. April 23, 2010 12:43 PM – KOPD– Rule 34D? My labmates and I (and every other cool person on this planet) will be…

Horribleness2

How to make something totally awesome and geeky even MOAR AWESOME AND GEEKY? Stylize ‘Dr. Horribles Sing Along Blog‘ into an old-school Nintendo game: AAAAAAAH I HOPE HE DOES ALL THREE ACTS!!! H/T to Phage Integrase!

Arnies long-lost cousin

Since Arnie was a street dog when I found him, his parentage has always been in question. It doesnt help that he is a ‘pit bull’, which could mean any number of things– line up 50 ‘pit bulls’ and you will get short-and-stout to long-and-lean and everything in between. Black, white, red, big spots, small…

Creationism is so boring. Creationist: BIOLOGICAL FEATURE ___ IS IMPOSSIBLAH! Scientist: Um, Dude, theres like 65 years of research explaining how feature ___ evolved. Creationist: NO THAT RESEAERCH SUPPORTS JESUS! EVIDENCES OF CREATION! Scientist: What? No, we have a pretty good idea the evolutionary steps between ___ and ___. Theres no way this research supports…

MEMES!

I think its funny that even people who HATE Richard Dawkins, I mean, the people who would run the man down with their car and eat the corpse raw, or even just the hundreds (thousands?) of douche bags who wrote ‘reviews’ or ‘rebuttals’ of ‘The God Delusion’ without actually reading it– Their lives have been…

The Science Instinct

I have four blood-relative aunts. Three of them are math teachers. One is a respiratory therapist. My dad is a math/science teacher. Mom was an accountant. I have cousins that went into nursing, forensics, and ‘organic chemistry‘. My brother is an engineer. And Im a researcher. Im mostly Russian and British, with a bit of…

Youre not one of us anymore, Pluto.

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