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Cooooold!

Sorry, guise. A cold that has been circulating around the department finally got me this weekend. So instead of writing posts this weekend, I was a sneezy snotty mess BUT I would like to thank the ‘Occupy ERV‘ gang for giving me a laugh Sunday morning, as did this SNL skit* (original): Hell, its no…

Today I spent the day driving home– one of my best friends since the seventh grade is getting married this weekend. Look forward to pics of me in a ‘beautiful’ hot-pink bridesmades dress soon… Anyway, since I was on the road all day, I of course wasnt connected to the internet. So I just got…

heh. ‘Shrek virus’. heheh.

Theres something Ive always wondered, in a stupid way, about viruses. Like a sloven Creationist musing “IF EVILUTION IS RAEL, Y NO HUMANS HAS WINGZ???”, Ive often wondered “IF EVILUTION IS RAEL, Y NO VIRUSES MAEK US SEXAH??” In my defense, I always wonder this while Im in the throes if a terrible cold or…

I CANT GET IT OUT OF MAH BRAIN! IT GOES WITH EVERYTHING!!! I CANT STOP!!!! So y’all need to hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cause theyre homologous recombinaltion tinikering EVERYBODY out here!!!

SPRING BREAK! YEAHRG!

Laboratory is silent. Me: *staring at lines and lines and lines of sequences on several monitors, surrounded by coffee cups, energy drink cans, and boxes of Sudafed* Labmate: *working on a really important experiment so she can finish a paper and fucking graduate* Labmate: … SPRING BREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!! Me: SPRING BREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK YEEEEEEEEEEEEAHRG!!! Labmate: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHRG!!! Laboratory is…

lol, brb

Youll have to excuse me for a couple more days. Im participating in the time-honored tradition of “getting 90% of your data the week before you have to give three big presentations”.

Fun with anthropomorphization

Another student, me, and Bossman discussing some cool data: Another student: Thats so crazy! How could HIV do that?? Me: LOL! Its sentient. Another student: LOL! Its a conscious being with self awareness! Me: LOL! It can recognize itself in a mirror! Another student: LOL! It has critical thinking capabilities! Me: LOL! It can beat…

“Is it local?”

Oklahomans, Mid-westerners/Southerners, we get made fun of a lot in pop-culture. Thats fine. It can be funny. Sokay. I saw Fred Amerson on Conan the other day, and I just caught up with his new show, ‘Portlandia‘. OMFG– ROFL!

Day 5.

I dont know where this graph came from. [citation needed] But its true.

Perils of the snow: Fashion

The outfit I ordered for Antarctica was supposed to replicate Vinces ‘Human Coke Can’ perfectly, but apparently to Columbia, ‘cherry’=hot pink. ‘Cherry’ is RED, Columbia, not PINK. ‘Strawberry’ is PINK. So now Im more like a human fanta can. STRAWBERRY fanta.