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HSUS: Like PETA with suits and deodorant

The polite way to describe my opinion of the Humane Society of the United states is ‘Im not a fan‘. For those of you who are unaware, HSUS has absolutely nothing to do with ‘the Humane Society’ that rescues animals in your community. HSUS has nothing to do with rescuing animals at all– they give…

HSUS Money Machine

I hate these fuckers. I hate them *so much*. via Mark CC

Im not really a ‘charity’ kind of person. I feel I do my part to help society with my time and knowledge, and I quite frankly dont trust most organizations with cash. Even the ones run by us can have problems. There is a way to ‘get me’, though. The charity wanting funds must meet…

ERV approved spam

I get a ton of spam in the comments of ERV. Happily, we have a really good spam filter (too good sometimes, as most of us, even me, have gotten comments sent straight to spam for no discernible reason), but still, a bit of Turkish spam or STD dating site spam or steroid spam gets…

“It made you ashamed to be human”

Friday, I was walking down the hallway when a professor friend waved me down– PF– Hey! Are you still involved with that pitbull rescue? Me– LOL! That wasnt a ‘rescue’… I just sorta find pitbulls and find them homes… LOL! PF– I know a family that wants to adopt. Me– O.o (I figured she found…

Pits on PARADE

PARADE magazine has published a series of articles on pit bulls recently: Michael Vick’s Pit Bulls: Where Are They Now? Can You Teach a Bad Dog New Tricks? Top 5 Myths about Pit Bulls Hehehehe. Amazing how many pit owners have the same “HE/SHE DESTROYED AN ENTIRE SOFA!!!” story. PRO-TIP– Pits that get walkies every…

HuffPo FAIL boat: Salmonella edition

Me: HAI GUYS! U NEED TO EAT GUD FUDS LIKE EGGS! EGGS ARE GUD AND CHEEP! LOL! YAY EAT EGGS U GET ABS LIKE ABS LOL! News: Salmonella outbreak in eggs, Massive recalls Me: FUUUUUUUUUU…… News: lol. But thats not the only reason I bring this up. SciBlogs ‘special’ friend, HuffPo, scavenged an article from…

Ben Stein literally cant get *anything* right.

I dont know if I can think of anyone who gets everything wrong, so consistently. Okay, sure he gets the Creationism thing wrong. Whatevs. He also makes unwise financial decisions. Who doesnt, these days? No, get this, dude cant even pick a charity without fucking up! A charity to help stop puppy mills! HE FUCKS…

T. Boone Pickens. Never heard of the guy till I moved to OK. Some gazillionare that donates a shitload of money to Oklahoma State in Stillwater. Now while Pickens seems kinda like a cliche Republican (oil man, Swift Boat contributor, hoarding water), evidently his wife is a PETA nutbar. Oh certainly shes done ‘good’ things–…

Wow! THANK YOU ‘Sports Illustrated’!

Jim Gorant, thank you. The dog approaches the outstretched hand. Her name is Sweet Jasmine, and she is 35 pounds of twitchy curiosity with a coat the color of fried chicken, a pink nose and brown eyes. She had spent a full 20 seconds studying this five-fingered offering before advancing. Now, as she moves forward,…