You Are 32% Evil
A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.
It is worth noting that I did not check the box next to corrupting a minor. I only teach philosophy to those who can render proper consent.
A bit less evil than I expected, but perhaps on the high side for someone who “does ethics” and doesn’t eat meat.
(Yes, I know Hitler was a vegetarian. Move along.)