The Free-Ride offspring are pretty sure what I do for a living is grade papers. But seeing as how they’re both students, I thought I’d ask what the view of things is like on the other side of the red pen.
Dr. Free-Ride: When you come in and find me working on the weekend, what am I usually working on?
Younger offspring: Grading?
Dr. Free-Ride: Yeah. I know that you do a lot of homework and assignments.
Younger offspring: Mmm-hmm.
Dr. Free-Ride: And your teacher grades them.
Younger offspring: No! We correct them together.
Dr. Free-Ride: You correct it all together?
Younger offspring: Yeah. She doesn’t really look at them.
Dr. Free-Ride: What?
Younger offspring: She just corrects them on the board, ’cause she knows what the questions are. We have to answer them, and we do “agree” or “disagree”.
Dr. Free-Ride: You guys correct homework together, but what about tests?
Younger offspring: Tests?
Dr. Free-Ride: Do you grade tests together or not?
Younger offspring: No. She grades tests.
Dr. Free-Ride: Does she ever write anything besides whether your answer was correct or incorrect on the tests she grades? Does she ever write comments?
Younger offspring: Sometimes she does.
Dr. Free-Ride: Do you ever read those comments that come back?
Younger offspring: Yeah, I do, if I get comments. Sometimes I’m not sure if I do.
Dr. Free-Ride: Are those comments ever surprising to you?
Younger offspring: Not really. Some comments are like, “Great! Very scientific!” Or something like that.
Dr. Free-Ride: Are there any particular comments that help you?
Younger offspring: Mmmm … I forgot.
Dr. Free-Ride: Do you think that it’s necessary that your teacher write comments, or would it be enough if she marked the right and wrong and wrote the percentage and the grade?
Younger offspring: I think it would be better to give comments if you got it wrong. If it’s like on a test that you have to answer and you got a question wrong, then she might say “Think about blah blah blah, and then you do blah blah blah to do blah blah blah. And that equals blah blah blah. Try to do something like that to answer this one. I know it’s not the same question, but just try to do something like that to answer it.”
Dr. Free-Ride: I see. So, you think comments can be useful in helping you learn stuff better?
Younger offspring: And also, it could be helpful if you feel like a loser, and you didn’t like your paragraph, and my teacher corrects it and puts a comment that makes you feel good about it.
Dr. Free-Ride: To remind you that, as students, you’re not expected to know everything yet? That you’re in the process of learning?
Younger offspring: Yes.
Dr. Free-Ride: So you don’t think comments are wasted time on the teacher’s part?
Younger offspring: No, but it could be on your part.
Dr. Free-Ride: On my part?
Younger offspring: Mmm-hmm.
Dr. Free-Ride: Why would my writing comments be wasted time?
Younger offspring: Because you have to do so much. My teacher only has 20 students, and you have way more than that.
Dr. Free-Ride: That may well be, however, my students still need feedback and hints for how to think about problems and encouragement. Even if there are a lot of them.
Younger offspring: I know, but you can’t give as long a comment as what I exampled.
Dr. Free-Ride: That’s true. But I bet your teacher doesn’t write comments that long all the time.
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Dr. Free-Ride: What’s your experience of grading?
Elder offspring: What do you mean? I’ve never had to grade.
Dr. Free-Ride: No, not of giving grades, of receiving grades. You get papers back that are marked by your teacher. Do you ever look at them after they’ve been marked?
Elder offspring: Um, yeah, of course.
Dr. Free-Ride: Well, what do you look at?
Elder offspring: Stuff.
Dr. Free-Ride: Do you just look at what percentage correct and what percentage wrong, or what?
Elder offspring: I look at how well I did and my letter grade.
Dr. Free-Ride: Are there ever comments besides right and wrong?
Elder offspring: Not really.
Dr. Free-Ride: Not ever? Not even on essays?
Elder offspring: No.
Dr. Free-Ride: No? There used to be! Did you ever look at those comments? Because you know that we looked at them, right?
Elder offspring: Maybe, sometimes.
Dr. Free-Ride: If you’re not really looking at the comments, isn’t it kind of a waste of time for your teacher to be writing them?
Elder offspring: I guess. But I do look through the whole assignments now, so I would see if there were comments.
Dr. Free-Ride: If there were comments, do you suppose they would be at all helpful to you?
Elder offspring: Maybe.
Dr. Free-Ride: What kind of help could you get from comments on your papers as they were returned to you? What kind of information would be useful to you besides which ones you got right and which ones you got wrong?
Elder offspring: What I should study.
Dr. Free-Ride: What else?
Elder offspring: What I should work on.
Dr. Free-Ride: What about affirmations from your teacher?
Elder offspring: Eh.
Dr. Free-Ride: Do you think grading is a fun activity for teachers?
Elder offspring: Nope.
Dr. Free-Ride: How have you come to that belief?
Elder offspring: Because you don’t like it.
Dr. Free-Ride: That’s true. But I maybe have more of it than your teachers. That might have something to do with it.
Elder offspring: Maybe.
Dr. Free-Ride: Do you get feedback from your teacher in other ways than what’s written on the papers that are returned?
Elder offspring: I don’t remember.
Dr. Free-Ride: Does your teacher actually tell you stuff — give you advice on how to do better?
Elder offspring: Yes, she does, sometimes.
Dr. Free-Ride: Do you ever ask about how to do better?
Elder offspring: Nope.
Dr. Free-Ride: Why not?
Elder offspring: Because I already do very well.
Dr. Free-Ride: Well, but you don’t always do perfectly.
Elder offspring: I learned negative exponents today in the car with [Dr. Free-Ride's better half]! In twenty minutes!
Dr. Free-Ride: Sure, fine, knowing negative exponents is kind of useful –
Elder offspring: What do you mean “kind of”?
Dr. Free-Ride: — but do you know how to complete a square?
Elder offspring: Yeah, you start with one line, and just add three more to it.
Dr. Free-Ride: Uh, no.
Elder offspring: What does completing a square mean?
Dr. Free-Ride: We’ll talk about that, but first I have to get through some grading.