Good Nerdy Pickup Lines

The editors are asking us for the best pickup lines for scientists and science-savvy folks. How’s about this:

Hey baby, that’s a nice cleavage furrow, how about we introgress? I promise, no incomplete penetrance.


  1. #1 razib
    November 16, 2006

    penetrance is a concept that’s worn out its welcome….

  2. #2 Julie
    November 30, 2006

    These are defidently not original, but they are great nerdy science/math pickup lines:
    1) I wish I were your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves.
    2)I’d love to be your substrate so that I could get into your active site.
    3) I’d like to be your DNA helicase so that I could unzip your genes.

  3. #3 Blah
    January 13, 2007


    it actually worked at my hi school =)

  4. #4 traci
    February 14, 2007

    i wish you were my homework so i could lay you on my table and do you all night

    i wish we could make love like pie, cause it would be irrational and never ending

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