For the next few days, my beloved Mac 12" Powerbook is going in for intestinal surgery - it seems to have lost connection with its wireless, DVD/RW and microphone, which indicates Major Problems (although I do recall a desktop that had dust gathered on a particular point and shorted it out once, so who knows?). Hence I will be stuck with (I can hardly bring myself to say it) Windows XP (quick, nurse! The soap!). So I won't be configured to post, or read mail, or do work, so I may as well go for a walk or exercise or eat chocolate. This probably means I'm offline until Tuesday or Wednesday next week. I might even have to speak to actual people.
I know! I'll take up smoking again. It worked so well for me before...
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Now we'll learn if your coloration is due to lack of pigmentation or sunlight.
Posted by: Alan Kellogg | May 3, 2007 12:04 AM
Hey, now John is offline, we can trash his blog. Bwahahahaha!
Anyone for a game of Mornington Crescent?
Bob
Posted by: Bob O'H | May 4, 2007 1:47 AM
Oxford Street
Posted by: Jason | May 6, 2007 9:23 PM
NO! You may not do this unless and until you explain what the hell Mornington Crescent actually is and how it is played. I have heard mentions of it for years. But If I can't do it, neither can you...
Posted by: John Wilkins | May 6, 2007 9:33 PM
Hyde Park Corner
John - just follow, you'll pick it up as we go along. Or check to see if it was played on the repeat of ISIHAC this week.
Bob
Posted by: Bob O'H | May 7, 2007 1:33 AM
I'm going for the Angel Islington Option:
Kensal Green!
Posted by: Thony C. | May 7, 2007 3:02 AM
How is John supposed to pick it up as we go along if you play the Angel Islington Option?
Oh well.
Monument (for Bank)
Posted by: Jason | May 7, 2007 3:23 AM
It all sounds like Calvinball to me, except I know the rules of Calvinball.
Posted by: John Wilkins | May 7, 2007 3:51 AM
Oh, just to help John:
Blackfriars
(it also helps us: we won't have to explain why I was able to cross when below the line)
Bob
Posted by: Bob O'H | May 7, 2007 1:06 PM
This whole game is just going west; Notting Hill Gate
Posted by: Thony C. | May 8, 2007 2:27 AM
Actually, I think John may understand it better if we DON'T simplify the game too much. So:
Charing Cross
Posted by: Jason | May 8, 2007 5:41 AM
"I know the rules of Calvinball."
I think that this statement is an oxymoron!
And anyway not knowing the rules to Calvinball is in no way equivalent to not knowing the rules to Mornington Cresent.
Posted by: Thony C. | May 8, 2007 7:09 AM
Well, before anyone else does it:
Dollis Hill
Bob
Posted by: Bob O'H | May 8, 2007 9:07 AM
As it's the second Tuesday of the month (at least, it here in London), I can use the South London doubletwist gambit and play:
New Cross Gate
Now what you gonna do?
Posted by: Robin Levett | May 8, 2007 11:55 AM
Aagh. Sneaky. OK, about all I can do is
Elephant and Castle
Bob
Posted by: Bob O'H | May 8, 2007 12:31 PM
Before this goes any further are we playing the 'Baader-Meinhof Variation' or is this strict '1891 Modified Blavatsky Death Rules'?
Posted by: Thony C. | May 8, 2007 1:04 PM
Bob
Well, I'm going for Kennington, obviously - and you know where I'm going next, don't you?
Thony
Isn't it obvious? It's May, after all.
Posted by: Robin Levett | May 8, 2007 1:16 PM
Sorry, that should have read "It's May of a non-leap year, after all".
Posted by: Robin Levett | May 8, 2007 1:24 PM
Robin - I know where you want to go. But you're on the wrong escalator after I go -
St. John's Wood.
Bob
Posted by: Bob O'H | May 8, 2007 2:43 PM
Damn - missed that!
Having said that, I'm not sure it's permitted under the rules we're using; but rather than call on John to make a ruling (we don't want a repetition of what happened nearby last year - and it was an Aussie making the ruling then as well), I'll keep going.
Since the Angel, Islington option has been invoked, I think I can play a safety move.
Amersham.
Posted by: Robin Levett | May 8, 2007 3:57 PM
Amersham? AMERSHAM?
Oh, well. Ickenham, I suppose.
Bob
P.S. of course my move was allowed: we're on BST. Of course, that's what always confused the Aussies.
Posted by: Bob O'H | May 9, 2007 1:57 AM
Letting an Aussie arbitrate in a game of Mornington Crescent is like asking an evilutionist to judge a beauty contest.
Clapham Common.
Posted by: Thony C. | May 9, 2007 2:40 AM
It has to be:
Tooting Broadway.
Well, we might be on BST, but it's last quarter moon today - there's an argument that has to fall on the same calendar day as the move, not just within 24 hours. On the other hand, letting an Aussie decide whether it's the same calendar day introduces a further level of variability. They can only be expected to get it right half the time.
Posted by: Robin Levett | May 9, 2007 2:57 AM
For John's benefit...
You're probably wondering why I was allowed to play Tooting Broadway after the Amersham-Ickenham sequence (there's a reason I called Amersham a safety move); that's because having previously played the Angel Islington Option, when Thony moved to Clapham Common he cleared the ban.
Posted by: Robin Levett | May 9, 2007 9:19 AM
You are all awful, awful people and I don't like any of you. Mocking the foreigner. How very... British.
Only Australians are allowed to mock foreigners. When we do it, it is cute.
Posted by: John Wilkins | May 9, 2007 9:40 AM
Mocking? No, no. If we were mocking we would ask for the back-payment on the rent.
Oh, and East Acton.
Bob
Posted by: Bob O'H | May 9, 2007 11:16 AM
"Only Australians are allowed to mock foreigners. When we do it, it is cute."
Do Australians know how to mock? I thought that which passes for humour in Australia goes from the mild i.e. brutally rude to the heavy i.e. totally insulting but what do I know I'm just a whinging POM!
One to make the Aussies feel at home; Earls Court.
Posted by: Thony C. | May 9, 2007 2:03 PM
Westbourne Park.
Bob
Posted by: Bob O'H | May 9, 2007 4:21 PM
Whoops, Thony! Looks like you got distracted by your Australophobia. After Earls Court, in a backwards Hammersmith situation like the one we're in, it's all over bar the shouting, isn't it? There was really nothing Bob could do except postpone the inevitable by maybe a couple of moves. He wisely chose to cut to the chase. So now I can move
Mornington Crescent.
Jason
Posted by: Jason | May 9, 2007 8:40 PM
I adjudicate this to be the winning move. Besides I have my Mac back now, and the blog will resume shortly...
Posted by: John Wilkins | May 9, 2007 9:45 PM