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John Wilkins is an eternal student, who thinks philosophy of biology is at least as interesting as politics or sport and twice as important. He has a PhD from the University of Melbourne and worked at the University of Queensland, in Australia, before taking up a research fellowship at the University of Sydney. After a varied career, involving factories, gardening, civil service, publishing, graphics, public relations but not, unfortunately for the CV, driving a truck, John finally completed his thesis on species concepts in 2004, which he has worked into two books.

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Aut felis

Category: Humor
Posted on: November 16, 2008 10:29 AM, by John S. Wilkins

Is your cat plotting to kill you?

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1

Ah. there is a 15% cat probability that your cat has given up learning how to open tins.

Posted by: Bob O'H | November 16, 2008 1:13 PM

2

Ahhh You have exposed me to Haiku AND there is a 100% chnace my cat is trying to kill me.
Recent scars on my arms, following me to the shopping centre to locate the source of 'fish in a baggie', and occasionally waking up because he has laid down on my face aside I would never have suspected...
hang on...

Posted by: pubcat | November 16, 2008 6:18 PM

3

You have to sign up to get the results. Fuck that. You don't force me to do something I don't want to do. Those pricks can go dine on goose shit.

Posted by: Alan Kellogg | November 16, 2008 8:46 PM

4

Your signup problems solved here: http://www.bugmenot.com/

I was able to finish the poll using a signup I found there.
Username: joeschmo23
Password: bugmenot

This site comes in handy frequently.

There is an 87% chance my cat is planning to kill me, but I cheated and answered using a composite of 3 cats.

Posted by: Susan Silberstein | November 16, 2008 9:02 PM

5

Yeeouch! Your cat's a piker compared to Sammi at 93%.

And one doesn't have to sign up with that matchmaking service. There's a nearly invisible "skip this signup and see your results" link in the lower-right quadrant.

Posted by: RBH | November 17, 2008 12:43 AM

6

As my cat threatens me, there is a number less than 100%?

Posted by: Jaime A. Headden | November 17, 2008 4:53 AM

7

yes, Jaime. But only because they want to lull us into a false sense of security.

Posted by: Bob O'H | November 17, 2008 6:39 AM

8

I'm feeling rather smug. I seem to be doing something right. The probability that my cat is plotting to kill me is smaller than the probability that your cat is plotting to kill you.

Posted by: Elliott Grasett | November 18, 2008 9:38 PM

9

Keep your eyes on that cat today John!

John Wilkins died on 19 November 1672!

Posted by: Thony C. | November 19, 2008 3:18 AM

10

It's not the cat that will kill me, if precedent is anything to go by - it's kidney stones. Although in my place it may be my son, either deliberately or inadvertently.

Posted by: John S. Wilkins | November 19, 2008 3:54 AM

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