Islamic scholar promotes adult breastfeeding:
...Izzat Atiyaa had issued a fatwa, or religious ruling, offering his bold suggestion as a way around the prohibition in Islamic religious law against a woman working in private premises with a man who was not her close relative. Breastfeeding, he argued, would create a familial relationship under Islamic law.Dr Atiyaa explained to the Egyptian newspaper al-Watani al-Yawm that: "A man and a woman who are alone together are not (necessarily) having sex but this possibility exists and breastfeeding provides a solution to this problem (by) transforming the bestial relationship between two people into a religious relationship based on (religious) duties."
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I just read this to my fiance and we both are ROFL. He rephrased it like this (apologies in advance): "So, a man and a woman alone together are in grave danger of having sex, but if she lets him suck her boobies, that danger is handily averted." Oh, boy.
Posted by: speedwell | May 29, 2007 9:39 PM
but if she lets him suck her boobies
excuse me, i'm assuming that he has to ingest milk!
Posted by: razib | May 29, 2007 9:44 PM
So this can be done only with lactating women?
Posted by: Ponder Stibbons | May 29, 2007 10:11 PM
perhaps moistening the nipple with milk before sucking would suffice?
Posted by: razib | May 29, 2007 10:15 PM
Would it have to be milk, or would any kind of body-shot count?
Posted by: Jose | May 29, 2007 10:51 PM
or would any kind of body-shot count?
i'm pretty sure alcohol is scratched off the list.
Posted by: razib | May 29, 2007 10:59 PM
Push the reasoning a little further and this would excuse doing Jello shots from her cleavage. Who says these wackadoos don't know how to par-tay?
Posted by: Gork | May 30, 2007 7:08 AM
Push the reasoning a little further and this would excuse doing Jello shots from her cleavage. Who says these wackadoos don't know how to par-tay?
doesn't jello have pig products? that's pretty haram me thinks.
Posted by: razib | May 30, 2007 12:41 PM