I’m currently away on a family vacation, and as soon as vacation is over, I’m off on a business trip for a week. And along the way, I’ve got some deadlines for my book. So to fill in, I’m recycling some old posts. I decided that it’s been entirely too long since there was any pathological programming ’round these parts, so I’m going to repost some of my favorites.
As longtime readers know by now, in real life, I’m not a
mathematician; I’m a computer scientist. I’m still a math geek, mind
you, but what I really do is very much in the realm of applied math,
working on building systems to help people build programs.
One of my pathological obsessions is programming languages. Since I first got
exposed to TRS80 Model 1 BASIC back in middle school, I’ve been absolutely
nuts programming languages. Last time I counted, I’d learned about 150
different languages; and I’ve picked up more since then. I’ve written programs
most of them. Like I said, I’m nuts.
These pathological programming language posts are my way of inflicting
my obsession on you in a (hopefully) amusing way. You see, in this
screwed up world of ours, there are lots and lots of thoroughly crazy
people out there. In the world of geekery, many of those crazy people
like to invent programming languages. Some very small number of them try to design
good languages and succeed; a much larger number try to design good languages
and fail; and then there are ones whose work I’m writing about. The
ones who deliberately set out to design strange, warped, twisted, and
nearly unusable languages, and succeed brilliantly. Most of the people who
design them call them “esoteric” programming languages. I call them evil.
Today, the beautiful granddaddy of the esoteric language family: the one, the
only, the truly and deservedly infamous: Brainfuck,
designed by Urban Müller. (There are a number of different implementations available; just
follow the link.)
Only 8 commands – including input and output – all written using symbols. And
yet it’s Turing complete. In fact, it’s oneup on just being Turing complete – it’s
actually been formally specified with a complete formal theoretical design,
called P”.
And it’s even been implemented in hardware!.
BrainFuck is based on something very much like a twisted cross between a
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machine and a
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machine: it’s got a tape, like a turing machine. But
unlike the turing machine, each cell of the tape can store an arbitrary
number, which can be incremented or decremented — like a Minsky machine’s
registers. Also like a Minsky machine, it’s got a notion of control
flow based on zerotests.
The 8 brainfuck instructions are:

>
: move the tape head one cell forward. 
<
: move the tape head one cell backward. 
+
: increment the value on the current tape cell. 

: decrement the value on the current tape cell. 
.
: output the value on the current tape cell as a character. 
,
: input a character and write it’s numeric value onto the current
tape cell. 
[
: compare and jump forward: compare the current
tape cell to 0. If it’s zero, jump forward to the first instruction after the
matching “]
“; otherwise, go on to the next instruction. 
]
: compare and jump backward: if the current tape cell is
not zero, then jump backward to the matching “[“.  Any character which is not one of those eight instruction characters
is a noop – that is, it does nothing – execution will skip forward to the next command character.
This means that you don’t need any special syntax to write comments in brainfuck –
you just intersperse them with the program instructions. (But you need to do it
carefully; if you use punctuation, you’ll probably accidentally create instructions
which break your program. So Brainfuck makes it impossible to write
grammatical comments!)
Here’s a helloworld program in BF:
++++++++[>+++++++++<]>.<+++++[>++++++<]>. +++++++..+++.<++++++++[>>++++<<]>>. <<++++[><]>.<++++[>++++++<]>. +++...>+.
Let’s pull that apart just a bit so that we can hope to understand.
 “
++++++++
“: store the number “8” in the current tape cell. We’re going to
use that as a loop index, so the loop is going to repeat 8 times.  “
[>+++++++++<]
“: Run a loop: using the tape cell
after the loop index, add “9” to it. Then go back to the loop index,
decrement it, and branch back to the beginning of the loop if it’s not zero.
So we wind up with the number 72 in the second cell. That’s the ascii code for
“H”.  “
>.
“: go to the cell after the loop index, and output what’s there.
That outputs the “72” as a character: “H”.  “
<+++++
“: back to the loop index. This time store 5 in it.  “
[>++++++<]
“: same idea as the loop to generate the
“H”: this time, we’re going to add 5 * 6 to the value in the second cell.
(Remember that we didn’t get rid of the value in that cell – so it’s still
72.) So now the second cell contains 102.  “
>.
“: Advance past the index, subtract one, and output.
That’s 101, or “e”.
After that, it continues in pretty much the same vein, using a couple of
tape cells, and running loops to generate the values of the characters.
It’s quite beautiful in its way. But at the same time, that’s an astonishingly complicated
way of just printing out “Hello world”! Remarkably, isn’t it?
+++++++++++ number of digits to output > #1 + initial number >>>> #5 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ (comma) > #6 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ (space) <<<<<< #0 [ > #1 copy #1 to #7 [>>>>>>+>+<<<<<<<]>>>>>>>[<<<<<<<+>>>>>>>] < divide #7 by 10 (begins in #7) [ > ++++++++++ set the divisor #8 [ subtract from the dividend and divisor < if dividend reaches zero break out copy dividend to #9 [>>+>+<<<]>>>[<<<+>>>] set #10 + if #9 clear #10 <[>[]<[]] if #10 move remaining divisor to #11 >[<<[>>>+<<<]>>[]] jump back to #8 (divisor possition) << ] if #11 is empty (no remainder) increment the quotient #12 >>> #11 copy to #13 [>>+>+<<<]>>>[<<<+>>>] set #14 + if #13 clear #14 <[>[]<[]] if #14 increment quotient >[<<+>>[]] <<<<<<< #7 ] quotient is in #12 and remainder is in #11 >>>>> #12 if #12 output value plus offset to ascii 0 [++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.[]] subtract #11 from 10 ++++++++++ #12 is now 10 < #11 [><] > #12 output #12 even if it's zero ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.[] <<<<<<<<<<< #1 check for final number copy #0 to #3 <[>>>+>+<<<<]>>>>[<<<<+>>>>] < #3 if #3 output (comma) and (space) [>>.>.<<<[]] << #1 [>>+>+<<<]>>>[<<<+>>>]<<[<+>]>[<+>]<<< ]