From Geekology, who comments:
The Orgasmo Clock wakes you up in the morning to the invigorating moan of a woman having an orgasm. Which is pretty freaking awesome if you ask me. It costs $25. I don’t need one though, because I almost always wake up to a woman having an orgasm. Unfortunately it’s my girlfriend having sex with my roommate.
And if you want to buy one:
Click here. No, I don’t get a cut.