Sentient Life Discovered On Mars!

Careful scanning of recent Mars rover imagery shows a sentient being. The best explanation for this is that the sentient being or beings have been following around the Spirit Rover for some time, always ducking behind a rock when the cameras swung their way. But this photograph shows a sentient being caught in the act:


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What is especially interesting about this case is that we can clearly identify this being as Bigfoot. Compare with this photograph of Bigfoot:
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Coincidence? I think not.

(Thanks to Virgil Samms for this tip)

Comments

  1. #1 Virgil Samms
    January 23, 2008
  2. #2 Romeo Vitelli
    January 23, 2008

    So they have Bigfoot hoaxers on Mars? At least this proves there’s no intelligent life there.