A man got into the Minnesota Homeland Security and Emergency Management office in downtown St. Paul last week and defecated in several rooms, police said Monday.

The incident happened about 1:30 p.m. Friday in a basement office area of 444 Cedar St., according to a police report. The man went in through an emergency exit door that hadn’t been secured properly, said Tom Walsh, St. Paul police spokesman.

A contractor working for building management walked out and didn’t properly secure the door behind him, said Susan Lasley, Minnesota Department of Public Safety spokeswoman.



  1. #1 the surreal cmf
    March 19, 2008

    I think he was making a valid political statement: he gives a shit( or two, or three) about that useful entity known as Homeland Security!

  2. #2 BlindSquirrel
    March 19, 2008

    How did they know it was a man?

  3. #3 the surreal cmf
    March 19, 2008

    well because all men are, in the dialect of GW, and the ideology of MacKinnon “Turderists”…

  4. #4 Elizabeth
    March 20, 2008

    Good chance they had security cameras well enough placed to guess the gender of this shit(er).

  5. #5 speedwell
    March 20, 2008

    Wait, he shit in several rooms? What did he do, take prunes in with him?