P.O. Box 98199
Washington, DC 20090-8199
Any suggestions? (I’ll tell you what it is of later…)
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“We got the last sleeping pad. Now we just have to get it to the tent!”
(This caption makes more sense at a fire camp.)
“You call yourself a dry cleaner? Bam-bam-bam-bam…”
“OK, Laden, step away from the girl in the maroon dress…”
Something something .. Tom Cruise … something something.
“I’m sure I’ve got a bazooka somewhere in this pocket weapons organizer…”
(just noticed the one guy grabbing the other)
“I’ve got him! Quick, unfold the portable hole so we can toss him in!”
A Day in the Life of Turtle Soup
“PUT THE GUN DOWN. STOP SHOOTING AT THE SQUIRRELS.”
“NUTS INCOMING!!!!PUTTING UP PERIMETER DEFENSE!”
I’m guessing they’re US Secret Service. They always seem to be nothing but skinny little white guys.
Having just been released from an Austrian basement, these lads are overjoyed to breathe fresh air and play with new toys.
Putin prepares for a hunt with Dick Cheney?
Welcome to Dancing With The Stars, Men in Black edition.
“Hey, Guido, cover dis guy’s back. Da Boss wants to kill him personal.”
I didn’t get the Mr Smith part, but hey I’m gettin’ a reach-around!
(Publicity Shot) The latest installment of “Men in Black,” now in production. Two new, fresh-faced, up-and-comers play agents “S” and “T” flanked by a crew member dressed as an extra carrying a “flag” (common piece of equipment used to block off light on a set) that is cleverly disguised as a “FlexiShield.” Using crew members as extras is a new trend in cost cutting on many movie and TV sets. “Ben here is doing double duty as a grip and as an extra saving us a whole lot of money” says production manager, Thomas “Big Jake” Slomanki.
“I’m telling you ref, he was offside!”
(with apologies to my German and Austrian friends for the accent)
“Und Velcome back to ze second round ov Governor-Idol. Here ve see ze contestants who have decided to miss out ze body-building and go straight to ze action film.”
Bob: So far you are the closest.
It’s Sarajevo. It’s Hillary.
So, we must pretenhd to be snipers…
“Why does this laptop case always fall apart when the shooting starts????”
What? Was my “Austrian lads” too subtle for ya? Yes, I watch the BBC Day in Pictures too.
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