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This photograph needed a caption, and none of the excellent suggestions were as mundane as the simple truth: These are people standing on benches go get a look at the Pope on his visit to NY. (from MSNBC).


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Comments

  1. #1 Rumpazel
    June 2, 2008

    Now parking lots designed to help you park your plane. Just follow the lines and you will be parking like a pro in no time.

    OR

    High tech hide and seek

  2. #2 Andrew
    June 2, 2008

    Man, I can’t believe this bozo is taking up two parking places.. Ah, er, actually five parking places. What a bozo.

  3. #3 Rev. BigDumbChimp
    June 2, 2008

    Honey, Did you drive home from the bar?

  4. #4 Alex
    June 2, 2008

    Is it by any chance the Austrian Military Historical Museum in the old arsenal in Vienna? They’ve got a MiG-21 out the front…and it might well look like that from above.

  5. #5 bryn
    June 2, 2008

    I’ll be right back. Getting donuts.

  6. #6 Joel_m
    June 2, 2008

    Anybody got any change for this %#@%$%# parking meter?

  7. #7 Virgil Samms
    June 2, 2008

    Sorry Honey, I was sure it would fit in the garage. I guess I was confusing it with one of those aircraft carrier models with the folding wings.

  8. #8 Virgil Samms
    June 2, 2008

    Hey Charlie, come on over to my apartment right away. You won’t believe what I won playing poker last night!

  9. #9 AnnieT
    June 2, 2008

    Fill-er-up!

  10. #10 JanieBelle
    June 2, 2008

    “Employee of the Month Parking Only
    All others towed at owner’s expense.”

    “Dude, did you see me fishtail that bitch right in there? I totally saw that on the Dukes of Hazard.”

    “What? The radio said there was this big accident on I-95 and I didn’t want to be late.”

    “Honey, I told you stealing bicycles was just the beginning, but NOOOOOO. ‘It’s just a phase,’ you said. ‘Boys will be boys,’ you said. You really need to sit that boy down and have a talk.”

    “No! I said I wanted a ‘PLAIN‘ decor for the lobby. P-L-A-I-N!”

  11. #11 Matthew Platte
    June 2, 2008

    Oblio waits in the corner of the playground until the big boys’ dodgeball game is finished.

  12. #12 idahogie
    June 2, 2008

    At Dick Cheney’s birthday party. What do you get a fascist war-loving tyrant who has everything?

  13. #13 Howie
    June 2, 2008

    “the Parking Lot of Nazca”

  14. #14 Virgil Samms
    June 2, 2008

    While Dmitri practices vertical takeoffs and landings in the experimental transporter disguised as a navy blue station wagon, an industrial spy in an invisible helicopter captures every maneuver on camera.

  15. #15 Rob
    June 2, 2008

    Dammit, No One is gonna take my parking space this time!

  16. #16 daenku32
    June 2, 2008

    “I said: What way to a taxi?”

  17. #17 Philip H.
    June 2, 2008

    Pardon me – do you have any grey poupon?

  18. #18 JanieBelle
    June 2, 2008

    “Oh no dad, will the Maverick fire if we’re still on the ground?”
    “I don’t know, never tried it before, why?”
    “Because something’s about to have us for breakfast!”

    –Iron Eagle

  19. #19 Jeffry White
    June 2, 2008

    Google Earth is making it a lot more difficult to keep a secret identity these days.

  20. #20 sinned34
    June 2, 2008

    Thursday special: 10% discount for Air Force personnel! Don’t forget our free parking!

    Push, Pull, or Drag event: $1,000 minimum trade-in value on your old strike aircraft!

    Thank goodness there’s a parking lot – parallel parking this thing is a bitch!

    This is what happens when people take the Second Amendment a bit too far.

    Where’s the drive-thru entrance?

  21. #21 Jeff Knapp
    June 2, 2008

    “Hey man, RVrs get RV parking, truckers get whole truck stops, us pilots? We just gotta put it where ever we can fit it.”

    “‘Ticketed and towed at owners expense’ my ass! I’d like to see them ticket and tow this!”

  22. #22 Martin Richard
    June 2, 2008

    Damn! ANOTHER wing ding…

  23. #23 Alan Kellogg
    June 3, 2008

    Conversion of the airforce base to an industrial park went faster than anyone expected.

  24. #24 Kurt
    June 3, 2008

    Lou! Two more and then we’re ready for that game of darts with Dick Cheney!

    - Kurt

    P.S. – If it was an older F-102 then a comment relating to a famous ANG pilot might be more appropriate…

  25. #25 Michelle
    June 4, 2008

    How to fit a triangular object into a rectangular space. Or maybe not.

  26. #26 csrster
    June 15, 2008

    “Would the owner of the white Ford Escort parked in the rear car park please move their vehicle. You are blocking a preemptive tactical nuclear strike against Iran.”