This photograph needed a caption, and none of the excellent suggestions were as mundane as the simple truth: These are people standing on benches go get a look at the Pope on his visit to NY. (from MSNBC).
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Now parking lots designed to help you park your plane. Just follow the lines and you will be parking like a pro in no time.
High tech hide and seek
Man, I can’t believe this bozo is taking up two parking places.. Ah, er, actually five parking places. What a bozo.
Honey, Did you drive home from the bar?
Is it by any chance the Austrian Military Historical Museum in the old arsenal in Vienna? They’ve got a MiG-21 out the front…and it might well look like that from above.
I’ll be right back. Getting donuts.
Anybody got any change for this %#@%$%# parking meter?
Sorry Honey, I was sure it would fit in the garage. I guess I was confusing it with one of those aircraft carrier models with the folding wings.
Hey Charlie, come on over to my apartment right away. You won’t believe what I won playing poker last night!
“Employee of the Month Parking Only
All others towed at owner’s expense.”
“Dude, did you see me fishtail that bitch right in there? I totally saw that on the Dukes of Hazard.”
“What? The radio said there was this big accident on I-95 and I didn’t want to be late.”
“Honey, I told you stealing bicycles was just the beginning, but NOOOOOO. ‘It’s just a phase,’ you said. ‘Boys will be boys,’ you said. You really need to sit that boy down and have a talk.”
“No! I said I wanted a ‘PLAIN‘ decor for the lobby. P-L-A-I-N!”
Oblio waits in the corner of the playground until the big boys’ dodgeball game is finished.
At Dick Cheney’s birthday party. What do you get a fascist war-loving tyrant who has everything?
“the Parking Lot of Nazca”
While Dmitri practices vertical takeoffs and landings in the experimental transporter disguised as a navy blue station wagon, an industrial spy in an invisible helicopter captures every maneuver on camera.
Dammit, No One is gonna take my parking space this time!
“I said: What way to a taxi?”
Pardon me – do you have any grey poupon?
“Oh no dad, will the Maverick fire if we’re still on the ground?”
“I don’t know, never tried it before, why?”
“Because something’s about to have us for breakfast!”
Google Earth is making it a lot more difficult to keep a secret identity these days.
Thursday special: 10% discount for Air Force personnel! Don’t forget our free parking!
Push, Pull, or Drag event: $1,000 minimum trade-in value on your old strike aircraft!
Thank goodness there’s a parking lot – parallel parking this thing is a bitch!
This is what happens when people take the Second Amendment a bit too far.
Where’s the drive-thru entrance?
“Hey man, RVrs get RV parking, truckers get whole truck stops, us pilots? We just gotta put it where ever we can fit it.”
“‘Ticketed and towed at owners expense’ my ass! I’d like to see them ticket and tow this!”
Damn! ANOTHER wing ding…
Conversion of the airforce base to an industrial park went faster than anyone expected.
Lou! Two more and then we’re ready for that game of darts with Dick Cheney!
P.S. – If it was an older F-102 then a comment relating to a famous ANG pilot might be more appropriate…
How to fit a triangular object into a rectangular space. Or maybe not.
“Would the owner of the white Ford Escort parked in the rear car park please move their vehicle. You are blocking a preemptive tactical nuclear strike against Iran.”
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