This Photograph Needs a Caption


A few days ago, this photograph needed a caption too. You provided several excellent examples that were much better than the real life caption. The real life caption was “We don’t know what this is” from Google Earth.

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  1. #1 Phil
    June 8, 2008

    Jimmy Carter in drag (blue hat) and some freak.

  2. #2 Cid
    June 8, 2008

    Some guy with the queen … the other white meat.

  3. #3 Matt Penfold
    June 8, 2008

    Queen comes face to face with world’s largest vagina.

  4. #4 EJ
    June 8, 2008

    “We think the yoke is on you, sir”

  5. #5 George S.
    June 8, 2008

    No matter what you do, you can not make me laugh.

  6. #6 Adam
    June 8, 2008

    We are not amused.

    ell, maybe we are a little tiny bit amused. Actually, no, we think we are not amused.

  7. #7 Virgil Samms
    June 8, 2008

    Big Brown fails to score triple crown

  8. #8 Romeo Vitelli
    June 8, 2008

    Queen: “That not a bad animal impression. Now let’s see you do the FRONT end of that horse.”

  9. #9 wrpd
    June 8, 2008

    Those fucking PETA people made us get rid of the real horses.

  10. #10 Alan Kellogg
    June 8, 2008

    If you’d only eat your fava beans when they’re fresh, you wouldn’t be making faces like that.

  11. #11 Bob O'H
    June 9, 2008

    Hm, “We don’t know what this is” works pretty well for this one too.

    FWIW, the guy is gurning, i.e. trying to produce the most awful expression possible. It’s a traditional English pastime.

  12. #12 Peter
    June 9, 2008

    ‘One always wondered how common people are born.’

  13. #13 Malky
    June 9, 2008

    This is the world gurning champion meeting the Queen.

  14. #14 Heathcliff
    June 11, 2008

    Suddenly, Elizabeth felt much less sanguine about the dangers posed by generations of inbreeding.

  15. #15 jeff
    June 12, 2008

    They both look like they could use some help going to the bathroom.

  16. #16 Karin Kenkel
    August 9, 2008

    Random acts of deformation leave nothing and everything to the imagination.