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“PZ Myers, you are in deep deep doo doo.”
sayest Bill Donahue of the Catholic League
Hawlt! You stolded my majik craka!
See! I toldja… no pockets!
Gimme your crackers or the kitten gets it!
dood! iz just a frackin’ kraker!
I didn’t hork up that hairball in your shoe! The dog did it!
NOBODY EXPECTS THE INQUISITION!!!!ONEONE!!!
Ok, immunity for telecoms.
And spying on Americans without due process will be OK.
And we won’t pull out of Iraq.
And Jesus can have our tax dollars.
And “Separate but Equal” will be just fine for non-strictly-heterosexual Americans.
And we won’t arrest Dubya for breaking the law, or vote to impeach him immediately.
Can I please be President now?
No! I don’t want to pull your finger.
Oh halp, I’m bean represd. Come c teh violence inherent in da sistem…
Don’t taze me bro!
“I am not the Pillsbury Dough Boy!”
More proof that Homeland Security is run by dogs.
… if i don’t move he can’t see me …
Paws in the air, puddy … this is a stick up!
You’d better tell the truth now, mate. Are you a secret Muslim?
– bi, International Journal of Inactivism
U come any clozer, I zap u with lazer eyballs, yoo-man
…wall…wall…wall…kitty blending into wall…wall….more wlll…
IZ TIKLE MONSTRZ!!!
Must… break… free…
“You sure you don’t wanna…? For old time’s sake. If you don’t trust me, you can tie me up.”
And with that rib I will make your Kitty Eve said God.
I throw the pile of fingers away! Ha, ha!
No. You can’t “haz cheezburger” until you learn to spell.
Wave your hands in the air
Like you don’t care, glide by
The People as they start to look and stare.
Do you dance, do your dance quick
Mama, come on baby, tell me what’s
The Word, ah – word up,…
“the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire! we don’t need no water let the motherfucker burn…”
gUnz dOn’t kIll, pEEplz d0!
I give up! Don’t shoot!
I swarez! Teh mouz waz DIIIIISSSSSS big!!!
But Ceiling Kitteh iz up in SKI!!!
n0 n0 n0tz teh w4t3rb0rdz
JanieBelle’s contribution just tickled me:
The “LOLcat” dialect can become tiresome, but sometimes it can be just spot on!
This finger is loaded. Don’t make any sudden moves!
Just hand over the catnip and no one’s going to get hurt.
(For California residents only, at least, so far)
I’m Lloyd Levine and I’m here to take your “family jewels.”
If you don’t come quietly, I’ll do it without anesthesia.
“Closer. Just a little closer…”
“Oh Noez. Don’ take me to Vegetarian. I gots no harbles. Rlly, don’ looks down der. I gots no harbles!”
And Janie wins the most-unexpected-yet-somehow-appropriate-invocation-of-Cameo award.
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