… As Homer Simpson once said: “Where’s the ‘anykey'”…
The title of this post is an actual error message spotted on, I presume, a Windows computer. Another:
“You lied to me when you told me this was a program”
or how about:
That makes 100 errors; please try again.
Maybe you should try asking a human?
Actually, I lied above when I blamed Windows. These are all examples of Linux or Unix errors, taken from this massive list on one of my favorite web sites. Have a look.