Top Moonie In Chopper Crash

Posted by Greg Laden on July 19, 2008
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Sun Myung Moon, founder of the Moonies, and several others were on a helecopter that crashed just now in Korea.

A police spokesman said that the helicopter had been carrying Rev Moon, his wife Han Hak-Ja, 11 relatives and three crew members when it ran into difficulties in heavy rain and came down on a hillside at Gapyeong, AFP news agency reported.

Nobody died, some were inured. Details here.

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  1. #1 HP
    July 19, 2008

    When I saw the word “chopper” in the post title, for just one moment, I was expecting to read about Reverend Moon and his accomplices riding around on modified Harleys with extended front forks and sissy bars.

  2. #2 Stacy M.
    July 19, 2008

    Rev. Moon: “Ascend into heavens, check. Step three, cue brass section…wait, what was step one?”

    Moonie: “Part the heavens”

    Rev. Moon: “oh crap.”

  3. #3 Peter Mc
    July 19, 2008

    I thought maybe old scrote had banged down a load of viagra then walked into a wall.

    Chopper means something different in Britain, you see.

  4. #4 J-Dog
    July 19, 2008

    Time to re-think that will, right Father Moonie?

    Cui Bono dude, Cui Bono.

  5. #5 Adam
    July 19, 2008

    “Master Moonie Mangled in Moon Shot”

  6. #6 mark
    July 20, 2008

    It was a MIRACLE that no one was killed–proof that True Father & Messiah Reverend Moon is Jesus Christ returned to Earth!
    (Did I hear someone say, Okay, now crucify the son of a bitch?)