Posted by Greg Laden on July 22, 2008 The BBC recently ran a captioning contest with this picture:
And came up with answers like:
“Breaking News: New York, an unexploded performance dancer was dug up by contractors, disposal experts have been alerted.”
“Very impressive, but what bait did you use?”
and
“OK, white socks and black shoes! I’ll sign the confession, just put me down!” (the first place winner).
But I know we can do better…..
Why the property manager was fired from his duties for the upcoming production of Nutcracker.
“Put me back, ho!”
(see, ’cause it’s a backhoe? yeah, pretty bad.)
As the rest of the construction crew paused to look at the strange ship in the sky, Arthur Dent saw his opportunity to strike!
“Although he got the construction job by saying that he could handle a backhoe, it soon turned out that he was stretching the truth”.
“give me back my cookie!”
Eat your heart out Nureyev
Hai-ya!
I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.
White Michael Jordan attempts record dunk in unfortunate location.
Over the Top 2: Arms of Steel.
Coming soon.
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