How many Microsoft software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The burned out light bulb is expected behavior.
In fact, it will be incorporated into the next version as an added feature in the Professional Version (not available at discount).
But seriously folks, if you want to have a look at a few funny anti-Microsoft jokes (and a much larger number that really are not that funny) check this out.
Here’s a couple of examples:
Windows 95: 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company that can’t stand 1 bit of competition.
Bill Gates: If GM (General Motors) had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty five dollar cars that got 1000 miles/gallon.
General Motors: Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?