The Jalapeno Pepper recently detained in McAllen Texas on suspicion of infecting over one thousand Americans with Salmonella has reportedly been transported to an 'offshore' facility for further questioning. The pepper's lawyers filed a brief in a Washington DC court claiming that the pepper was taking a bum wrap, but prosecution argued that the wrap was actually a burrito and that the government had every right to detain the pepper given the grave nature of its alleged crime.
Meanwhile this photograph has surfaced of what appears to be the McAllen Pepper being led down a messy hallway by a uniformed security guard. Or something.
FDA officials remain at a loss to explain. Anything.
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I like this bit in the comment thread over at Effect Measure:
Posted by: Mike Haubrich, FCD | July 23, 2008 7:56 PM