The BBC recently ran a captioning contest with this picture:
And came up with answers like:
"Breaking News: New York, an unexploded performance dancer was dug up by contractors, disposal experts have been alerted."
"Very impressive, but what bait did you use?"
and
"OK, white socks and black shoes! I'll sign the confession, just put me down!" (the first place winner).
But I know we can do better.....






Comments
Why the property manager was fired from his duties for the upcoming production of Nutcracker.
Posted by: Mike Haubrich, FCD | July 22, 2008 7:25 PM
"Harmony on Earth, thanks to WALL-E and EVE."
"New ballroom dance category: the Tractor Trot."
Posted by: Natalie | July 22, 2008 7:43 PM
"Put me back, ho!"
(see, 'cause it's a backhoe? yeah, pretty bad.)
Posted by: Sven DiMilo | July 22, 2008 7:43 PM
The wire work on the latest kung-fu movie wasn't quite up to snuff.
Posted by: MikeG | July 22, 2008 7:45 PM
As the rest of the construction crew paused to look at the strange ship in the sky, Arthur Dent saw his opportunity to strike!
Posted by: Carl Feagans | July 22, 2008 8:59 PM
"Although he got the construction job by saying that he could handle a backhoe, it soon turned out that he was stretching the truth".
Posted by: Romeo Vitelli | July 22, 2008 9:53 PM
"give me back my cookie!"
Posted by: peter | July 22, 2008 10:09 PM
Eat your heart out Nureyev
Posted by: Doug Alder | July 23, 2008 12:34 AM
Hai-ya!
Posted by: pb | July 23, 2008 12:39 AM
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Posted by: Virgil Samms | July 23, 2008 8:44 AM
White Michael Jordan attempts record dunk in unfortunate location.
Posted by: Traffic Demon | July 23, 2008 10:18 AM
Surprisingly, Volvo's Beta version of a Swedish 'real doll' has not gone over well with focus groups and test subjects.
Posted by: Megan | July 23, 2008 12:34 PM
Over the Top 2: Arms of Steel.
Coming soon.
Posted by: Jeffry White | July 23, 2008 9:08 PM