Minnesota Governor Tim “Falling Bridges” Pawlenty is going to be asked to join the John “The Creep” McCain as his Vice Presidential Running Mate. Mark my words.

This is going to happen during the present calendar week, most likely on McCain’s birthday, which is Friday. (He’ll be 72.)


  1. #1 Virgil Samms
    August 27, 2008

    Well bummer. I was hoping for Bobby “The Exorcist” Jindal.

  2. #2 Mike Haubrich, FCD
    August 27, 2008

    Well, that would pretty much guarantee that Minnesota will go Obama. Nobody wants to see Molnau as governor!