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You’ve got the wrong turkey in the chair.
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Oh, by the way, there is also a “what is wrong with this picture” theme going here. Look closely.
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I spotted the fault immediately: There’s a christian priest in the picture, even though everyone knows turkeys are avid Pastafarians.
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This reminds me of that scene in HOLY GRAIL where they determine if a village woman is a witch by seeing if she weighs more than a duck. Kinda appropriate.
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“O.K. bird, last chance. Where is Saddam keeping those Weapons of Mass Destruction?”
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“Alright bird-brain. You thought you’d outwitted me, but you’ve finally met your match”.
(stolen from Futurama)
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Yes, of course I’m sure we got the right guy.
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Habeas Corpus my ass. I’m carving your breast myself.
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FILTHY SPY!
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What’s wrong with this picture? Well, in Texas it is our custom to execute the retarded one and deep fry the turkey in several gallons of peanut oil.
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OK, I’ll tell you what’s wrong with the picture. Notice that there are little leg holders. But they would not work with a bird.
So, this tiny electric chair was not made to shoot this joke photograph. It was made for another purpose.
But what purpose? WHAT. PURPOSE!!?!????
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“Do you, turkey, take this man…”
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Greg, have you ever met a propmaster or a miniatures maker? They’re, uh, enthusiastic about even the unnecessary details.
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Stephanie: I know. That is why it is interesting. A turky/goose electric chair simply looks diffderent, everybody knows that.
This is a ghastly crumb tiny electric chair, designed to work on Toddlers!
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“Yes, I do believe my mind will fit in his brain.”
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“Uh, do you really think it’s a good idea for us to swap brains?”
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I’ve always wanted to know what it feels like to fly. I can hardly wait for the transfer.”
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The mind transfer device was ready, and the first test was prepared using a bird and a birdbrain.
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W: Don’t worry, buddy. They did it to me, and look how I turned out!
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“The American Taxpayer.”
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Even at the end, he would not talk
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“Well, I’ve seen enough, sorry you’ve come so far for nothing. I’m back to the Yard to go over the missing children lists. There’s room in my carriage if you’re going that way.”
“No thank-you Inspector Laden. Watson and I have urgent business elsewhere. Good day.”
“I say Holmes, what business is that?”
“The chemist…..”
“Holmes!, not…..”
“The chemist and your surgery. I assume you still keep your shotguns there?”
“Yes, but shotguns?”
“Watson, look at the photograph again. The President is actually standing several yards from the bird.”
“What, but the men in the background, the priest?”
“Standing on crates I should think”
“Good God Holmes!! You don’t mean…..”
“Yes, Watson, we haven’t a second to lose, Moriate has breed a giant turkey.”
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Moriarty, damn it.
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Turkey, if you think you’ve had it bad, just wait until I tell you about what John McCain had to go through for five years…
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B is for Basil who sat in a chair.
Hmm. Doesn’t have quite the same ring as the original. Gashlycrumb, by the way, is the name of my iPod. It’s a Nano.
My Gashlycrumb Tinies poster was the major piece of decoration in my freshman dorm room. One roommate had a bunch of stuffed animals, a (non-ironic) pastel unicorn poster, and a boyfriend who liked the Gorey. The other had, well, a bunch of clothes. None of us roomed together our sophomore year.
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Our president asks: “So, how long will he jerk if you turn it down to ’1′?”
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President Bush eyes of the first terrorist to be convicted under Military Tribunal. Sources from the White House state the President misunderstood his advisers when they told him that al Qa’ida memebers had been found in Turkey.
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“Don’t you think capital punishment is maybe a little extreme just for selling counterfeit AFLAC insurance policies?”
“Are you kidding? This is Texas. Flip the switch, Bubba.”
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“The Democratic Congress and Bush settled on an agreement after Bush proposed to bomb the country of Turkey”
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“Texas even executes retarded turkeys”
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“Bird: Fool, do you honestly expect me to tell you the secrets of the Bird Liberation Army?
GW : No Mr. Bird, I expect you to die [evil laugh]”OR
” 2150 History Textbook: ‘However, not all decisions made by Bush the Terrible can be considered as giant fuck ups….”
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“Who is this Goebbels of which you speak?”
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“I’ll never squawk, copper. Cluck you.”
P.S. Kudos to Bjorn’s comment. Da best.
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And by the power of ghod we shall witness the merging of minds to create the first Presidential Bush Turkey just in time for the Thanksgiving holiday election.
U n I Iz Won Birdbrain
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Dick? Dick? Is that you? What did they do to you!!!!!
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Oooh ooh, I can’t stop laughing! This is one of the best “This photo needs a caption” I’ve seen!!!
Stephen, Bjorn, and The Pondonome are my favorites! -
OK, turkey, if that really is your name; Where ya got them duhBuhYah-Em-Dees?
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There’s not enough room for two turkeys in this world, turkey.
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