And YOU are invited. Click here to find out where your nearest Barack Obama Kicks Ass in the Debate Party is and crash it! Seriously!

Oh, and here’s Michelle:

And this…. seriously … do this. After the debate, click Here to send a message by sending Obama ten bucks or so.

And even if Obama wasn’t your first choice … like if you wanted Hillary Clinton or PZ Myers or somebody to be the nominee, send Barack ten bucks anyway. That is the cheapest you’ll ever pay to slap that bitch John McCain straight across the face.


  1. #1 Ghost of Minnesota
    September 26, 2008

    I would never, ever, ever slap John McCain straight across the face. His swollen gland might rupture and splatter Republican goo all over me.