Plastic People (Zappa)

Whenever I think of Michell Bachmann OR Sarah Palin (like there’s a difference) … after I’m done throwing up a little in my mouth, I think of this song by Frank Zappa…

That is not really the recommended version, but it will do. The pure lyrics:

A fine little girl
She waits for me
She’s as plastic
As she can be
She paints her face
With plastic goo
And wrecks her hair
With some shampoo

Take a day
And walk around
Watch the nazis
Run your town
Then go home
And check yourself
You think we’re singing
‘Bout someone else . . . but you’re

Me see a neon
Moon above
I searched for years
I found no love
I’m sure that love
Will never be
A product of
A product of
A product of


  1. #1 David Scott
    October 2, 2008

    Great Blog!

    Love your reference to Frank Zappa.

    Palin is definitely a scary topic.

  2. #2 Greg Laden
    October 2, 2008

    David: I make a Zappa reference about once every 200 Posts but they are usually missed.