I know a man who is best friends with Huey Newton. I know a woman to who took a class from a professor who is suspected of building a bomb used to blow up (part of) a building in the 1960s. I am closely related to a person who shall remain nameless who was under investigation by the FBI for blowing up (part of) a building during the 1960s. I am part of a group of people who broke some government property at a Viet Nam War protest. Details withheld. When I was a young child I sent a threatenting letter to President Richard Nixon. I was once an active member of what in those days passed as the American version of the Communist Party. And so on.
So, to reflect my terrorist association, I have changed my Facebook Name to Greg Hussein Laden. Everybody’s doing it. I wonder why.
KAIIIIILIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!! I am a CRAZY EASTERN TERRORIST with CRAZY EASTERN WAYS!!!!! KAIIIIIILIIIIIIII!!!
The Ring! She is not wearing the sacrificial ring!?!??!??
My goodness, what do we do now….