Giant Sperm Found On Mars

This sucker is about 70 kilometers long:

Get the details here, from NASA


  1. #1 lynn fellman
    October 17, 2008

    Such nice big healthy sperm. What can we deduce from this? It’s very likely that the species has wide sexual dimorphism. So, we should be watching for some evidence of very small females.

  2. #2 eddie
    October 17, 2008

    Wow! That’s a mighty great depression there. Must have been a dramatic collapse. Perhaps due to the failure of rulles.

  3. #3 tresmal
    October 17, 2008

    Mars is a giant ovum?

  4. #4 Moopheus
    October 17, 2008

    No, it’s a giant golf club, like a giant 3 wood or something (I know squat about golf). That’s clearly hitting a ball off a tee there.

  5. #5 Pierce R. Butler
    October 17, 2008

    Further evidence for “Big Man”, the Gargantuan Paul-Bunyan-oid legend in Kim Stanley Robinson’s Red/Green/Blue Mars trilogy.

  6. #6 Romeo Vitelli
    October 18, 2008

    Just one sperm? No wonder the Martians went extinct with such a low sperm count.

  7. #7 NJ
    October 18, 2008

    This reminds me of an old science fiction story….oh, yeah.