John McCain has got to be the biggest moron this side of stoopidville. For so many reasons. The latest is his very public cozy-ing up to the now famous “Joe the Plumber.”
We are at war in two countries. The economy is in a state not seen since the beginning of the Great Depression and no one really knows why. America’s standing in the world is at a nadir, at a low point never ever seen in our entire history. And the best John McCain can do in the final debate with his Democratic opponent is to leverage the yahooistic ramblings of a man named Joe who claims to be a plumber but is not, who claims to be ready to buy his own business but could not possibly given his financial situation, and who claims that Obama’s tax policy is unfair, but who himself owes the IRS a significant sum in back taxes.
But even without these truthless absurdities, even if Joe the Plumber was really for real, McCain is a moron for toting out a plumber to ally himself with so that people might like him! I mean, have you ever SEEN a plumber? Here’s a picture of one:
And they smell bad and they charge you $250.00 per hour to do what is probably the easiest category of home improvement job: twisting little pipe thingies together until it all fits. It does not even have to look good because almost all plumbing is hidden from view by carpenters!
This is crazy. He is crazy. Let’s spend a moment to make fun of the crazy people: