Major Shift in Election

John McCain just picked up an endorsement that may well turn the election around and put him in front.

The endorsement is from the Anti-American group Al-Qaeda. Since it is known that over half of Americans are Anti-Americans (according to Michele Bachmann), this endorsement is likely to change the popular vote from about 50-40 against McCain to 90-10 for McCain. Mark my words.

Hat Tip Lassi

Comments

  1. #1 Yoo
    October 22, 2008

    I can’t tell if Al-Qaeda prefers McCain because they believe he will have a presidency similar to Bush’s that has been such a great recruitment drive, or if they’re attempting reverse psychology and are only claiming that they prefer McCain because they believe he will be the worse alternative for their cause.

  2. #2 Sisyphus Fragment
    October 22, 2008

    Al-Qaeda prefers McCain because he would spend the entirety of American capital as well as every last soldier’s life to kill them all off. They want America to go bankrupt and fall into chaos. McCain is a dunce, look at his school records, he isn’t smart enough to realize he’s doing what they want..

  3. #3 Alan Kellogg
    October 22, 2008

    The Soviet Union tried competing with the United States on an economic basis. The Soviet Union died. al Queda wants to compete economically against us, al Queda is doomed.

    They don’t have the resources, period. They don’t have the money, they don’t have the equipment, they don’t have the people. Every time they detonate a car bomb or bomb vest al Queda creates more recruits for the Iraqi military, more informants for the U.S. al Queda recruits more people for our cause than we could ever hope to.

    al Queda is about as big a threat to us as a Christian Identity church

    The Ameriki are a tribe you can trust. The Queda are a tribe of fools.

  4. #4 Stephanie Z
    October 22, 2008

    Al-Qaeda doesn’t want to compete against us. They want to do what we did to the Soviet Union. They want to outlast us.

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