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How to annoy a Windows user in less than 20 seconds
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Posted on: October 6, 2008 7:57 PM, by Greg Laden
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That's an old one. We used to do this on our public machines. It drove people crazy.
That said, here is how to elicit screams of anguish from an OS-X or Linux user:
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Posted by: Tony P | October 6, 2008 9:03 PM
Used to do exactly this at the lab all the time. The best is if you have the time to make a smiley face with all the icons before you do the print screen.
Posted by: charfles | October 6, 2008 9:03 PM
um duhgh.....
try making a shortcut to
C:\Windows\System32\shutdown.exe -s -t 60 -"you just got pwned"
Posted by: david zhivkovich | October 6, 2008 9:44 PM
um duhgh.....
try making a shortcut to
C:\Windows\System32\shutdown.exe -s -t 60 -"you just got pwned"
change name and icon to firefox, and replace this shortcut w/ the real one.
if they never end up just resorting to IE.... give 'em a big pat on the back!!!
(ps. the ONLY way to stop the shutdown timer is going to run and typing "shutdown -a" without the quotes)
Posted by: david zhivkovich | October 6, 2008 9:46 PM
Yup, that's an old one.
Posted by: Joel | October 6, 2008 10:33 PM
If you have more time you can hide the picture in an overlay.
That stumps most people on how to restore the background.
And if you have a lot of time you can even stick some form of script in the webpage you are using as overlay to prevent right click use.
(The things we did while studying :)
Posted by: Who Cares | October 7, 2008 3:37 AM
What about the overlay with the icons as flash object that won't let the mouse cursor near them???? (Like that old "how to keep an idiot busy" trick)
Posted by: Greg Laden | October 7, 2008 6:21 AM
Well, if somebody set my desktop to that stupid TellyTubbies theme, that would certainly annoy me in less than 20 seconds.
Posted by: Dunc | October 7, 2008 6:28 AM
This is about 40 steps easier on a mac. There, got it in the correct thread on the second try.
Posted by: arby | October 7, 2008 10:42 AM
Why would you want to do this? If you did it to me, I'd just think you're a dick.
Posted by: chris | October 7, 2008 11:32 AM
Well the flash would have been fun too :D
That other trick was easier on 3.11 since it was a no-brainer to catch any form of escape. I had to actually work to do that on 95/XP
Posted by: Who Cares | October 7, 2008 11:54 AM
Well, juvenile pranks do have their time and place - I thought it was kinda funny and clever when my pre-teen kids did something similar to me, a number of years ago.
Posted by: Theo Bromine | October 9, 2008 9:35 AM
The same juvenile stuff works in linux. Try changing the default in inittab to runlevel 6 or 0.
On the IBM 1401 we used to mess with the bootstrap deck to make it read all the cards and do nothing. It wasn't very funny then.
Posted by: MarkD | October 14, 2008 8:58 AM