As you know, Webster Cook was Impeached by his school government for his role in Crackergate. Then, the impeachment was overturned. But this meant that he would be re-impeached … the appellate system does not really overturn an impeachment in this case, but rather, sends it back. So Webster Cook was Re-Impeached.

And moments ago, I have received word from Benjamin Collard, Webster’s friend, that the Re-Impeachment of Webster Cook has results in ….

… Acquittal!!

Below the fold: Links to the earlier stories on this.

24 hours of silence

August 13th: Webster Cook Acquitted

August 14th: Benjamin Collard Speaks out on the Webster Cook Eucharist Ordeal

August 28th: Webster Cook Impeached, Found Guilty

September 3rd: The Impeachment of Webster Cook (Crackergate)

October 23rd: Breaking News: Webster Cook Impeachment Overturned!


  1. #1 Stephanie Z
    November 3, 2008

    Very, very cool.

    Benjamin, you know we’re waiting breathlessly for the story, right?

  2. #2 I am so wise
    November 3, 2008

    How long until William Donohue’s meltdown?

  3. #3 Virgil Samms
    November 3, 2008

    The results were clear as soon as the prosecution failed to produce a blue dress.

  4. #4 Monado in Toronto
    November 3, 2008

    How sad that she didn’t live to see the end of the campaign. My sympathies to the family.

  5. #5 Monado in Toronto
    November 3, 2008

    Uh — wrong thread. Congratulations to Webster Cook.

  6. #6 Inoculated Mind
    November 4, 2008

    I wonder what it feels like to be Bill Donohue right now. To know that you made all the noise that you could for a student to be expelled, impeached, and a professor fired. And with all your power, followers, influence, and your pulpit, that you could not accomplish anything at all. Bill Donohue is a very small person.

    Congratulations Webster Cook!

  7. #7 Greg Laden
    November 4, 2008

    Someone on the team was masturbating instead of praying.