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  1. #1 william
    November 15, 2008

    Hail to the chief!

  2. #2 Romeo Vitelli
    November 15, 2008

    “Would you care to discuss Proposition Eight?”

  3. #3 Lassi Hippeläinen
    November 15, 2008

    “The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udűn!”

  4. #4 Joel
    November 15, 2008

    OT: No crackers for you?

    The pastor of St. Mary Catholic Church in Greenville, SC, is urging parishioners who voted for Barack Obama not to present themselves for Communion unless they go to confession first because they have cooperated with “intrinsic evil” by voting for a candidate who supports abortion rights over a candidate who does not. The Rev. Jay Scott Newman told the Greenville News that he doesn’t intend to deny anyone Communion, but made it clear that his view is that Obama voters should not present themselves without seeking penance first “lest they eat and drink their own condemnation.”

    Newman has posted on his parish web site the following letter explaining his rationale:

    1. Voting for a pro-abortion politician when a plausible pro-life alternative exists constitutes material cooperation with intrinsic evil, and those Catholics who do so place themselves outside of the full communion of Christ’s Church and under the judgment of divine law. Persons in this condition should not receive Holy Communion until and unless they are reconciled to God in the Sacrament of Penance, lest they eat and drink their own condemnation.

    http://www.boston.com/news/local/articles_of_faith/2008/11/priest_says_no.html

  5. #5 gb
    November 15, 2008

    We first saw the Obama bump
    Now today we present to you
    the republican’s nwe and improved
    Bush thump

  6. #6 mark
    November 15, 2008
  7. #7 Traffic Demon
    November 15, 2008

    LISTEN SOLDIER, THIS IS HOW YOU DO A JESUS POSE, NOW GET THOSE ARMS UP, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!!!

  8. #8 Rick Quarton
    November 15, 2008

    Bush wins first annual USMC belly bucking contest. Cites ears of training at Shakey’s 2-for-1 pitcher night.

  9. #9 Evan
    November 15, 2008

    “As long as we don’t use our hands, it doesn’t count as gay.”

  10. #10 Mike Haubrich, FCD
    November 15, 2008

    “Wow, all due respect to Laura, but I really like dancing with you!”

  11. #11 Notagod
    November 15, 2008

    “Who’s the idiot? Come on who’s the idiot?”

    “You are.”

    “No, now come on who’s the idiot?”

    “Yes sir, sir. You are the idiot sir.”