P.O. Box 98199
Washington, DC 20090-8199
More kapshunz pleez
“Dude, have a V8.”
“There’s a whole thing of Tic Tacs in my pocket. Take them! Please!”
“Hey, yo, my little right-leaning amigo.
Hispanic Republican is so ’06.”
(I think this puts me just out of range of the laser eyes)
“See … the fur. It keeps me balanced.”
Wait, does perspective make me appear larger or smaller??
Yo quiero someone with half-decent photoshop skills!
I can haz bended space time?
“Do you feel lucky, punk?”
“Rock the boat
Don’t rock the boat baby,
Rock the boat
Don’t tip the boat ov-er…”
“i kan haz maginaree kar! brrooom brooommm rrrrrrroooommmmmm skweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(korners laik dreeemz!)”
“u kan haz dum doggee”
1. You have a problem with my diet?
2. Damn dude, I barely breathed.
3. List, what list?
4. Now it’s time to cut you off.
5. Body dysplasia doesn’t exit.
6. You’re supposed to exercise both side of the body.
7. Yea, pigs can be affectionate animals.
The creature on the left is the creature on the right without the fur.
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