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Step Away From The Litter Box
Careful – could be a drug-smuggling cat.
Commando 1: “Sit, doggie, sit!”
Commando 2: “That might not be a dog, Commando 1″
Talk to the hand, cat!
KITTY!!!! I GOTTA PET THE KITTY!!!!
“Cute kittie, sarge”
“A kittie is just a homeopathic lion and don’t you forget it soldier!”
CAN HAS UZI?
“You know the rules. Tase first, then approach!”
“Did you see the size of the claws on that thing? Really. Relative to body size, they’re massive. Weapons of mass destruction massive.”
(Ok, somebody had to go for the painfully obvious.)
“You take the point.”
Sir, permission to pet adorable kitty cat, sir?
Well done, Officer Tinycat.
“The Force” is not working on this entity. Better lock and load.
Ninja cat takes down swat team in 3 … 2 … 1
STAND DOWN PUDDIN’ STAND DOWN!!
Watch out, Sarge – it’s a Weapon of Mice Destruction!
Careful, that kitty is loaded.
Careful! There might be a bomb in its christian hole.
“These are not the droids you’re looking for.”
Hey, I can feel the static attraction from here! Something’s wrong with my shields.
bin Laden’s disguises are getting trickier than ever. Best to approach with caution
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