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Christian Creationist Cocktail
Four jiggers of Churchane
A spring of Godnose
Two tsp. Constipatic Acid
One tsp. Moronic Acid powder
A dash of Crapinon
A hefty dose of Dinile
Commic Acid to taste
Uranate
Erotic Coctail
Mix some Dickite with Vaginatin
Stir in Clitorin
A squirt of Erotic Acid
Screwene to taste, if unavailable, use Fornacite
one tbs. Spermine
One quarter cup of Cummingtonite, liquified
Hedonist 666
Four jiggers of Luciferase
A dab of Lucifer yellow
Diabolic Acid to taste
stirred, not shaken.
December 6, 2008
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