P.O. Box 98199
Washington, DC 20090-8199
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“Dude, it’s not nap time. Get up!”
Terrell Owens: self-promoting stupidity since 1996.
Hey, it’s MY turn to sleep on the ball!
“He’s dead, Jim”
“TO, we know you want the ball to yourself, but we have a game to play”
“His attempt to consummate his love-affair with the ball was foiled by onlookers”
“I’m not touching him, you touch him!”
“Arrogant shit-head plays around during game”
Just a little edit to an earlier suggestion, for full nerdness:
“Its worse than that, he’s dead, Jim.”
Damn, this game is boring. Can’t we play some soccer or Aussie Rules instead?
“Um, TO, what ‘poppies’ are you referring to?”
“I’m just going take a little nappies now.”
“I can hear it ticking … hand me the wirecutters …”
“Shhh … we’re gonna do the Rip Van Winkle play.”
“Dude, we have to talk about this pigskin fetish of yours”
Yo Witten, is this guy fuckin retarded or what…
“I’m telling you, I can hear the subway go by when I put my ear against the ball and then the ball on the ground, like this, see? “
Please, Just 5 more minutes guys. This time I mean it.
What football? I don’t have no football!!!
That’s my purse, I don’t know you!
But…you have to give it back.
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