Ann Coulter told me about her dream

Last night, I had a horrible dream… and no, this isn’t the famous “I Had a Dream” speech. Frankly, I think that one could use a rest.

No, in my dream it was 12 noon, so naturally I tuned in for my daily dose of conservative news and commentary from the greatest political talk show host in the history of radio.

As I imagined one half of a giant brain being tied behind a familiar back, just to make it fair, the familiar bass notes from “My City Was Gone” throbbed, and the announcer’s voice boomed…

“Ladies and gentleman… in accordance with Fairness Doctrine broadcasting regulations… here’s AL FRANKEN!”

I woke up screaming. But then I realized it was just a bad dream.

Cool. When Ann starts having dreams like this, you know this are going well.

Comments

  1. #1 Mike Haubrich, FCD
    December 22, 2008

    I have a dream, too. And it involves readers waking up and realizing that Ann Coulter has absolutely nothing interesting to say.

  2. #2 mac
    December 22, 2008

    I had a dream that Ann Coulter had her mouth wired shut.

    Only in America….Dreams do come true :-)