Heath and Deborah Campbell had three children. They named them:
- JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell
- Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell
- Adolf Hitler Campbell
That, right there, would be child abuse. Do you not agree?
The story is making the rounds (h/t: McDuff) because it is little Adolph’s third birthday and the local shop-rite (supermarket) refuses to provide the family with a cake enscribed “Happy Birthday Adolph Hitler.”