OK, let's get this over with.
One: Link to the person who tagged you. Here. Go look, this person has some really strange quirks, you'll want to read all of them!!!!!
Two: Post the rules. That's this right here.
Three: Write six random things about yourself. See below.
Four. Tag six people. See below below.
Five. Inform the tagees and the person who tagged you.
OK, the six random things are mostly kind of personal, so I've put them below the fold.
- I have spent a total of three nights in prison.
- I have been tagged for this meme three times including this one. I am running out of interesting things to say.
- When I was a kid, my friend Kirk and I planned to grow up to be super heros. We had to sneak into the adult section of the library to read the law books (we figured knowing the law in detail would be important).
- Much later, when I was an adult, a bunch of little kids came by to see what I was digging up (or burying) in the back yard. I told them I was "The Shoveler .... you know, the super hero. From the movies." And they totally believed me. They went and got their other friends, and a crowd formed.
- Almost every long term relationship I've ever had with a woman started when the woman was about 28 years old. that has been going on since I was, like, eleven or something. And I'm only exaggerating by a factor of about 25% in any direction on any of those numbers.
- My grandmother was biggish, and required a somewhat expensive coffin. So when she died the four of us pall bearers had some heavy lifting to do. Then, a week later my aunt died. She was tiny and required (by her religion) the cheapest possible coffin. Same pall bearers. So, when we went to pick up the coffin, there was this moment when we lifted way too hard expecting it to be heavy, then this zero-g effect, then a kind of a thump/thwack noise from within the coffin. Ooops. It was hard to not laugh.
OK, I'm tagging:
Lilian Nattel
Kari T. Ryder Wilkie
AYDIN ÖRSTAN
Lynn Fellman (caution ... this blog may make some noise)
Ron Britton
Skepchick (since there are about six of them, this should be easy
Comments
Ok.Ok! I deleted the sound effects. I know they were annoying but I had so much fun playing with them. It's better now anyway because it loads faster without the sound!
Posted by: lynn fellman | January 11, 2009 10:06 PM
Damn, those memes have no respect, do they?
They should wash off the white greasepaint, and learn the words!
Posted by: Pyre | January 11, 2009 10:06 PM
4. ... I told them I was "The Shoveler .... you know, the super hero. From the movies."
Was this before or after the movie Mystery Men, in which William H. Macy played "The Shoveler"?
Posted by: Pyre | January 11, 2009 10:10 PM
Memes, heh.
I think I still have one or two outstanding memes that I've never gotten around to actually doing. Your dedication is admirable, sir!
Posted by: Muse142 | January 11, 2009 10:28 PM
After the movie, and that is what I was thinking of, but I'm not sure they saw the movie. I think they just believed. In the shoveler.
Posted by: Greg Laden | January 11, 2009 10:55 PM
Prison or jail?
Posted by: Stephanie Z | January 11, 2009 10:59 PM
So what were you burying in the backyard?
Posted by: Romeo Vitelli | January 11, 2009 11:02 PM
These last two comments are unconnected. Really.
Jail. I've never been sentenced to prison. And part of the jail time was as a political prisoner. It may come up as an aside in the Congo Memoirs.
Posted by: Greg Laden | January 11, 2009 11:04 PM
The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets: "Diggin' Up The World"
All day I grunt and groan
Gotta haul that stone
All day I work and toil
Gotta dig that soil
All day I excavate
Uproot and agitate
Gotta dig for all I'm worth
Gotta move that earth
I'm diggin' up the world
but I still haven't found that girl
Posted by: Pyre | January 11, 2009 11:33 PM
Most hearty thanks for not tagging me. I also would struggle to find six things to say.
But, coincidentally, I have also spent three nights in jail. None of them honorably. Bad checks, DUI, that sort of thing. The Dallas County jail was the most scary.
Perhaps I should tell the story someday.
Posted by: Mike Haubrich, FCD | January 12, 2009 12:07 AM
Prison, or jail?
Posted by: Paul Lamb | January 12, 2009 8:20 AM
Jail.
Posted by: Greg Laden | January 12, 2009 9:11 AM
I've only spent about 4 hours in jail, but it was as a political prisoner as well. Stoopid electronic toll violations :-P
Posted by: CyberLizard | January 12, 2009 10:48 AM
thump/thwack noise- haa... I'm not well!
Posted by: sdrDusty | January 12, 2009 1:21 PM
CyberLizard: Was that along the Chicago Tollway? Then you must feel a keen sense of revenge satisfied, with Blagojevich's arrest and ensuing problems.
Posted by: Pyre | January 12, 2009 8:42 PM