Archives for February 22, 2009

Fear of buttons

Totally stolen from Decrepit Old Fool

Welcome to the Absurdizone

Item one: How to wash a cat. Item Two: From Slashdot … Steve Ballmer says Apple must switch to more open model. HAHAHAHAHAAHAHH. Zap!

Microsoft CFO = Snidely Whiplash

“The large print giveth, the small print taketh away. Microsoft, which recently laid off 1400 employees, is now claiming that some of those lucky schmoes were inadvertently overpaid on their severance package. A letter from the company, which was subsequently circulated on the internet, states: ‘We ask that you repay the overpayment and sincerely apologize…

… At sixteenth. Barack Obama was number 1, edging out Jesus who was forced into the number two spot. God, the omniscient entity hisself, came in 11th, sandwiched between Mother Teresa and Hillary Clinton. Don’t think about that to closely. source The poll results, from Kos: casiopea’s diary :: :: The results are in: President…

When is Tornado Season?

This story: 10 tornadoes confirmed in Ga., including one with winds topping 160 mph Ten tornadoes, one packing winds of more than 160 mph, touched down in parts of Georgia on Wednesday, the National Weather Service said Friday. The storms caused an estimated $25 million in insured losses, said John W. Oxendine, the state’s insurance…

I’ve been meaning to post this …

hat tip Miss Cellania

Politics and current events

Rick Santelli = Asshole. (There, I said it.) Here. NPR blows it with Michael Egnor: Say It Ain’t So, NPR! at Digital Cuttlefish.

Happy Birthay Heinrich Hertz

I know we’ve had a lot of ups and downs, but I wanted to wave hello and say “We’ll have a hamburger today in your honor!” Details at Paul’s blog.