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  1. #1 cfeagans
    April 5, 2009

    Anakin Mousewalker: “Luke… take this scrollwheel off.”
    Luke: “But you’ll die.”
    Anakin Mousewalker: “Nothing can stop that now. Just for once… let me… look on you with my own eyes.

    Anakin was more machine now that mouse.

  2. #2 drone
    April 5, 2009

    mouse mouse mouse mouse more-mouse mouse mouse mouse

    Camouflage FAIL

  3. #3 Newfie
    April 5, 2009

    The concept of interspecies romance was lost on Hammie.

  4. #4 Fargo
    April 5, 2009

    Why won’t you love me mom?!

  5. #5 Mystyk
    April 5, 2009

    cfeagans wins the thread…(In the very first comment, too!)

  6. #6 KittysBitch
    April 5, 2009
  7. #7 Sara
    April 5, 2009

    i envy your tail ‘cuz i got none

  8. #8 xavier
    April 5, 2009

    Kama Sutra: The missing chapters.

  9. #9 Isabella
    April 5, 2009

    Oh man, why is the keyboard so far away?

  10. #10 Eugene
    April 5, 2009

    Mouse wrestling is so gay.

  11. #11 Match
    April 5, 2009

    This is SOOOOO much better than the trackball.

  12. #12 jlb
    April 5, 2009

    Momma!

  13. #13 udall
    April 5, 2009

    Is that a five button mouse in your pocket or are you glad to see me?

  14. #14 Romeo Vitelli
    April 5, 2009

    Despite the hamster’s plea for rodent solidarity, gathering recruits for his grand alliance was frustrating.

  15. #15 Mike
    April 5, 2009

    This plastic sex doll is a bit of a disappointment…

    I wonder how the Mrs is enjoying the joystick.

  16. #16 MikeG
    April 5, 2009

    Fuck Microsoft!

  17. #17 nick
    April 5, 2009

    When I said I was looking for some mouse on mouse action, this is NOT what I had in mind!

  18. #18 JohnnieCanuck
    April 6, 2009

    • Hey, you’ve got a really nice pad. I like the way you chose the decor to match your eyes.

    • It was a cursory fling, over almost as soon as it began.

    • She felt a glow beginning deep inside her as they moved together in the rhythm of the game.

    Hey, that’s identical to my two mice. They must be triplets, separated at birth. They are getting pretty old now, in mouse years.

  19. #19 marko
    April 6, 2009

    Cybersex — it works, bitches!

  20. #20 Spiv
    April 6, 2009

    I can has lolcatz?

  21. #21 Nokalicioius
    April 6, 2009

    What the hell was the name of that Minnie Mouse porno site again?

  22. #22 catgirl
    April 6, 2009

    Sadly, Freddie had one too many beers that night and failed to notice his mistake until the morning.

  23. #23 Jon Doe
    April 6, 2009

    Take it all Bitch!

  24. #24 ross
    April 6, 2009

    Im on ur padz humpin ur mice

  25. #25 freddy
    April 7, 2009

    Finallly , i ve found my only love :D

  26. #26 Equisetum
    April 7, 2009

    “Now that’s a mouse’s mouse!

  27. #27 TomL
    May 18, 2009

    “See, that’s what Internet porn does to you. You lose your appetite for the real thing.”

  28. #28 Jerm
    May 20, 2009

    Bestiality….Fail