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  1. #1 eduardo miranda
    April 12, 2009

    fear? what’s dis mom?

  2. #2 cfeagans
    April 12, 2009

    “I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Kids are friends, not food.”

  3. #3 peter
    April 12, 2009

    forgive me, but isn’t there some post mortem reflex biting action that happens with sharks? in which case:

    “Hey mom! watch what happens if I push he-”
    “oh please, ohpleaseohplease!..”

  4. #4 Brent
    April 12, 2009

    With you I think both terms are correct, “bated” AND “baited” breath!

  5. #5 NewEnglandBob
    April 12, 2009

    Haircuts – we cut it short and quickly.

  6. #6 Romeo Vitelli
    April 12, 2009

    After one unpleasant incident, the shark was later ruled out of bounds for future games of hide and seek.

  7. #7 Valis
    April 12, 2009

    This is absolutely sickening. Sharks are an endangered species. Over two hundred species are on the Red list. Only a few are protected. I find it sad that people still reflexively so hate and fear sharks. You have a much better chance of getting hit by lightning than being attacked by a shark. *Sigh* I guess that monkey instinct is still strong in us.

  8. #8 cicely
    April 12, 2009

    Valis, it works for snakes, too. Unless you’re Australian, and on TV, what are your chances of being bit by a venomous snake?

    Mind you, you won’t catch me cuddling the scaly critters, either. Reason may whisper into my ear “It’s probably just a harmless little grass snake”, but the voice of reason is drowned right out by monkey-brain screaming “Aieee! A snake! Get a stick and kill it!!!!”.

  9. #9 JSLS
    April 12, 2009

    Oh Bruce, you are so misunderstood!

  10. #10 Gerry L
    April 12, 2009

    “You’ve got something between your teeth.”

  11. #11 AnneT
    April 13, 2009

    Oooh, something shiny!

  12. #12 GaryB, FCD
    April 13, 2009

    While you are in there, could you look for an i-pod?

    When I asked you to give me a hand I didn’t mean literally.

    Mom, I think I know where dad went.

  13. #13 exiled
    April 13, 2009

    “Tragic last photo”

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