While I’m out on the lake catching dinner, I’d like you’all to make a list of possible country western song titles. The title of this post is an example. It happened to occur to me a little while ago while I was, well, looking for some vodka but instead found gin. What an unexpected taste sensation that was.


  1. #1 Stephanie Z
    May 8, 2009

    Just tell me it didn’t end up in the chocolate martini.

  2. #2 Mike Haubrich, FCD
    May 8, 2009

    “I’m Gonna Build a Bar in the Back of My Car and Drive Myself to Drinkin'”

    (Not my original, but belongs to a friend of mine in Oklahoma.

  3. #3 Greg Laden
    May 8, 2009

    Well, there really isn’t a chocolate martini. It’s just tequila.

  4. #4 Dan J
    May 9, 2009

    Hmmm… tequila, and some cocoa, and some ground chilis… I may have to get inventive this weekend.

  5. #5 Diane G
    May 9, 2009

    “Look Whut Drug in the Cat”

  6. #6 amphimixis
    May 9, 2009

    “Whiskey bent and hell bound” – Hank WIlliams Jr.

  7. #8 stewart
    May 9, 2009

    “I’m leaving you now and going back to your brother”
    “Fishing, hunting, dogs and heaven”.

  8. #9 DJ
    May 9, 2009

    “Jesus took the wheel, and drove us into oncoming traffic.”

  9. #10 jls
    May 9, 2009

    “If I’d shot you when I wanted to, I’d be out by now”

    “I’m so miserable without you, its like having you here”

  10. #11 Stacy
    May 9, 2009

    Sleepin’ til eleven is just like bein’ in heaven.

  11. #12 not unique
    May 10, 2009

    “How can I miss you if you won’t go away” by Dan Hicks and his Hot Licks

  12. #13 DouglasG
    May 11, 2009

    “You’re Wanted by the Police and My Wife Thinks You’re Dead.” – Junior Brown

  13. #14 ris
    May 11, 2009

    It may not have been as much of a taste surprise if you were not chugging the contents out of the bottles to test them.

  14. #15 khan
    May 11, 2009

    I’ve got tears in my ears from lying on my back in my bed while I’m busy crying over you.