P.O. Box 98199
Washington, DC 20090-8199
“I wish the sun would come out. I have my bottle of SPF 30 right here”
The new Squid 4991 turbo. In squid grey.
“well, this is weird, I’m sure I parked right here”
“Although unsure exactly how it worked, there was no denying the envy amongst his colleagues at PZ Myers new transport to work, not mention the excitement it caused amongst female students.”
Sure, it only seats one, but you wouldn’t believe its emissions specs.
u cant parkz heer, ’tis PZ’s spot
Uh, and dont touch mah beer
The 2009 Squidia is ready for the beach.
(Why do they always photograph new vehicles on wet pavement?)
“…but at the stroke of midnight, PZerella’s Maserati turned back into a squid, his ’83 Dom Perignon turned into green tea, and his trophy wife turned into a used Daihatsu Opti.”
Invertebrate Parking Only
All other will be towed
A preview of the 2010 Cadillac Calamari …
And look at this car! It is almost the size of a squid!
Sunday afternoon at the local church squidwash.
SQUID PARKING FAIL: “No Reverse Parking In This Lot!”
For a brief moment he felt that something weird had happened. Then it passed and he remembered that yes, he’d left his drink right there.
When dread Cthulhu rose fromm the depths, catastrophe was narrowly averted when it was unexpectedly run down in a parking lot.
“Just look at the squid marks!”
“My other car is also a mollusc”
“Beep beep I’m a…hold on a minute…”
“We’ve secretly replaced Joe’s car with a squid. Let’s see if he notices.”
Is that a plastic bag? –Matt Bamberg, Author http://www.amazon.com/Quick-Secrets-Create-Winning-Photographs/dp/1598639021
Officer Rita suddenly felt weary. Where to attach The Boot?
Amongst the streamlined sportscars Burgleplix knew he would go unnoticed. When darkness fell on the upland, he would unleash his evil plan.
Soon, the calamaric calamity would begin.
“I’m sorry I doubted that you’d invented a chemical that could turn a car into a squid. But Jeff laughed too—so why didn’t you dump the bottle on his ’92 Opti instead of my brand new Porsche!?!?!”
“While others in the department mocked the new Professor of Oceanic Biology for his rough exterior, grammatical flubs, and rural low-country accent, none of them rode a huge, Powerade-drinking squid to work.”
f__k ! thats a big squid !
So THAT’S where I parked my squid!
“At least I parked between the lines….”
My car is a squid, your argument is invalid!
Help me i’m a f***ing squid!
What will they think of next?
Disengage the infinite improbability drive!
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