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  1. #1 NewEnglandBob
    May 17, 2009

    “I wish the sun would come out. I have my bottle of SPF 30 right here”

  2. #2 Andrew
    May 17, 2009

    The new Squid 4991 turbo. In squid grey.

  3. #3 KingKha
    May 17, 2009

    “well, this is weird, I’m sure I parked right here”

  4. #4 Jeremy O'Wheel
    May 17, 2009

    “Although unsure exactly how it worked, there was no denying the envy amongst his colleagues at PZ Myers new transport to work, not mention the excitement it caused amongst female students.”

  5. #5 Eronarn
    May 17, 2009

    Sure, it only seats one, but you wouldn’t believe its emissions specs.

  6. #6 Ricky
    May 17, 2009

    u cant parkz heer, ’tis PZ’s spot
    Uh, and dont touch mah beer

  7. #7 David Lee
    May 17, 2009

    The 2009 Squidia is ready for the beach.

    (Why do they always photograph new vehicles on wet pavement?)

  8. #8 Anon
    May 17, 2009

    “…but at the stroke of midnight, PZerella’s Maserati turned back into a squid, his ’83 Dom Perignon turned into green tea, and his trophy wife turned into a used Daihatsu Opti.”

  9. #9 Bruce
    May 17, 2009

    Invertebrate Parking Only
    All other will be towed

  10. #10 thom
    May 17, 2009

    A preview of the 2010 Cadillac Calamari …

  11. #11 Andrew
    May 17, 2009

    And look at this car! It is almost the size of a squid!

  12. #12 calvert
    May 17, 2009

    Sunday afternoon at the local church squidwash.

  13. #13 The Real Squid Mobile
    May 17, 2009

    SQUID PARKING FAIL: “No Reverse Parking In This Lot!”

  14. #14 teddlesruss
    May 17, 2009

    For a brief moment he felt that something weird had happened. Then it passed and he remembered that yes, he’d left his drink right there.

  15. #15 Romeo Vitelli
    May 17, 2009

    When dread Cthulhu rose fromm the depths, catastrophe was narrowly averted when it was unexpectedly run down in a parking lot.

  16. #16 José
    May 17, 2009

    Which is Better: Squid or Car?

  17. #17 TomL
    May 18, 2009

    “Just look at the squid marks!”

  18. #18 wazza
    May 18, 2009

    “My other car is also a mollusc”

  19. #19 Ivence
    May 18, 2009

    “Beep beep I’m a…hold on a minute…”

  20. #20 jen
    May 18, 2009

    Not again!

  21. #21 catgirl
    May 18, 2009

    “We’ve secretly replaced Joe’s car with a squid. Let’s see if he notices.”

  22. #22 Matt Bamberg
    May 18, 2009
  23. #23 Sven DiMilo
    May 18, 2009

    Officer Rita suddenly felt weary. Where to attach The Boot?

  24. #24 Kitty'sBitch
    May 18, 2009

    Amongst the streamlined sportscars Burgleplix knew he would go unnoticed. When darkness fell on the upland, he would unleash his evil plan.
    Soon, the calamaric calamity would begin.

  25. #25 Meta
    May 19, 2009

    “I’m sorry I doubted that you’d invented a chemical that could turn a car into a squid. But Jeff laughed too—so why didn’t you dump the bottle on his ’92 Opti instead of my brand new Porsche!?!?!”

  26. #26 sidhe
    May 20, 2009

    “While others in the department mocked the new Professor of Oceanic Biology for his rough exterior, grammatical flubs, and rural low-country accent, none of them rode a huge, Powerade-drinking squid to work.”

  27. #27 sean
    May 20, 2009

    f__k ! thats a big squid !

  28. #28 Dave
    May 20, 2009

    Carlamari?

  29. #29 Tourist
    May 20, 2009

    So THAT’S where I parked my squid!

  30. #30 Bec
    May 20, 2009

    “At least I parked between the lines….”

  31. #31 Anon
    May 20, 2009

    My car is a squid, your argument is invalid!

  32. #32 Jack
    May 20, 2009

    Help me i’m a f***ing squid!

  33. #33 Jerm
    May 20, 2009

    Female Drivers

    What will they think of next?

  34. #34 Dave
    May 20, 2009

    Disengage the infinite improbability drive!

  35. #35 Michael
    May 20, 2009

    Japanese Road Kill …

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